It’s called dystopian present.

Air One sees this post as a threat. Air One doesn’t like it one bit. Air One sees you when you are sleeping. Air One also likes watching the Oakland Athletics play and uses crime as an excuse to get the best seat. Air One wants a friend to join them. Air Two is coming to town later. Air One uses a screeching mating call to attract Air Two. Air Two ignored me, Air One Sad.

Or even a step further, the measurement is in volume not area. This could be a Chicago style pizza where 1 slice equals 2 slices of New York style.

It’s fucking dumb. No where did it say the pizzas are equal size. So the kids answer is just as right as her bullshit answer.

She’s only 32. Looks like some serial killer flesh mask. She a disgusting human inside and out.

Are you seriously tweep donkling right now? you tweep donkle.

Lemon party

Those shoes legit look like clown shoes. Makes sense I guess.

One of the dice has MS13 tattooed on it? Stop lying Terry. This is why no one believes you guys.

Sorry, I lost connection… to the spirit realm. Please mute your mic if you’re not actively conjuring.

I think it’s the ability to recall past information that you provided to AI. The scary part is that you are providing potentially personal or private information that is saved and could be leaked or used in other ways that you never intended.

Are they playing with the dictators and tarriffs expansion?

I would honestly love to see trump play diplomacy and fail so hard and complain when he loses.

Which eyeball is yours?

There’s no such thing as gaslighting. You’re making it up because you’re paranoid that everyone’s out to get you.

The dumb and dumber explosive diarrhea scene, but it’s the Olive Garden bathroom.

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No, the difference isn’t just “high brow vs. low brow.” The difference is context, delivery, and intent. Monty Python’s joke is funny because it’s absurdist satire, made within a comedic setting where the exaggerated reaction is the punchline. Stupid bullshit on a sign in some dump isn’t a joke, it’s just an unoriginal, lazy attempt at humor relying on implied violence.

And nice try with the bad faith argument, but my problem isn’t “blue collar Americans” (cute deflection, by the way). My problem is with the idea that slapping a threat on a sign and calling it a joke is somehow on par with actual well executed comedy. If you can’t tell the difference, that’s on you.

Oh wow, comparing some rundown shithole “you’ll be shot” sign to Monty Python. totally the same thing. one’s a legendary, meticulously written comedy sketch, and the other is just some backwoods inbred clown thinking threats are peak humor. But sure, those fragile pieces of shit that open carry in an Applebees to feel manly, probably also love Monty python, what do I know.

Also satire is lost on this as this situation has probably actually happened in America plenty of times and it’s now reality.