Imagine Dragons, ugh, music designed for car commercials and 8th graders, fucking rip my ear drums out.

Zombocom

I recommend Zombocom

That’s just one of the many things you can do at Zombocom

Taco Bell takes issue with like half of these.

American History X. Curb stomping was a lot for 13 year old me to process.

“The haircut does not exist!”

Congrats! Thanks Freddie Mac-n-cheese!

I tried that but unfortunately when I sort alphabetically it just returns to the single scrolling page. When I go back to custom sort it’s still in random order. Can’t believe the oversight on this basic feature. Thanks for the advice though.

I hate the single page scroll app drawer. I enjoy being able to swipe up to toggle between home and the app drawer. If you keep the single page scrolling drawer, you can’t swipe up to get back to home. You can change this and revert to pages like we had before, but for some unholy stupid fucking reason, you can’t sort it alphabetically. Like, really? I’ve had to manually reposition all of my apps, and for some reason the toggle seems to be pretty janky to settle an app into the place you want it, so insanely annoying. Add alphabetical sorting back, come on. Basic shit.

Just found the name of my new Nickelback / Imagine Dragons spin off band 🤘🪨

There was a park near my house where often cops would sit to catch speeders. Driving past one day, I didn’t see a cop and I told my parents I was surprised by this. My folks told me that they were there, just undercover. I asked where, and they pointed to a woman walking a dog and they told me it was an undercover speed dog. For years I’d point out suspected speed dogs when we’d drive places. I am not a smart man.

It’s right after pony season.

He does actually look European to me, who knows though

It all boils down to education

Well I’ll be damned if that’s not worthy of an upvote good sir!

Downvoted you just so you can watch my comment on your comment about people being fickle get all the upvotes. Get rekt nerd lul.

Could I perhaps interest you in trying a new species, short giraffe:

I heard a lot of commentary about the price of eggs tonight. I live in San Diego, America’s most expensive city. I’ve seen at some major chains a dozen eggs in the $6 - $9 range. Most stores I’ve seen them around $4 or $5 bucks a dozen. I also purchased a dozen yesterday for $2.79, and that was through Doordash even. So like, I call bullshit. Americans are dumb and too lazy to shop around. The gas station closest my house is $5.80 according to Google just now, but I filled up last night about 5 miles away with cash for $3.99. So infuriating that lack of effort or stupidity is likely what drove Trump back into office.

Finally, a chance to tell Mom, Andrew, Jeremy, and Doug, that they’re only important enough for a stranger on the internet to want to decipher their semi-crossed out names and nothing more!