That’s a bummer. Still works most times I try it here in San Diego.

Hmm, it may be different from model to model, maybe give it a Google, but generally it’s just number 2 for only a couple seconds though.

Most gas pumps that do that have a way to mute them. It’s usually the second button from the top of the four on the right hand side. Sometimes it’s the top right button, but most of the time it’s the second one. Enjoy the silence. Oh, and also if you press and hold 2 on your microwave, you can turn the button pressing and beeping off. Silent microwave is the way to go.

If you’re making this arduous journey, I strongly recommend stopping by the Hi-way Dairy Bar in Candor on 96B. Grab a Berry Twist, you won’t be disappointed.

My Anus Gapes Accordingly

Imagine Dragons, ugh, music designed for car commercials and 8th graders, fucking rip my ear drums out.

Zombocom

I recommend Zombocom

That’s just one of the many things you can do at Zombocom

Taco Bell takes issue with like half of these.

American History X. Curb stomping was a lot for 13 year old me to process.

“The haircut does not exist!”

Congrats! Thanks Freddie Mac-n-cheese!

I tried that but unfortunately when I sort alphabetically it just returns to the single scrolling page. When I go back to custom sort it’s still in random order. Can’t believe the oversight on this basic feature. Thanks for the advice though.

I hate the single page scroll app drawer. I enjoy being able to swipe up to toggle between home and the app drawer. If you keep the single page scrolling drawer, you can’t swipe up to get back to home. You can change this and revert to pages like we had before, but for some unholy stupid fucking reason, you can’t sort it alphabetically. Like, really? I’ve had to manually reposition all of my apps, and for some reason the toggle seems to be pretty janky to settle an app into the place you want it, so insanely annoying. Add alphabetical sorting back, come on. Basic shit.

Just found the name of my new Nickelback / Imagine Dragons spin off band 🤘🪨

There was a park near my house where often cops would sit to catch speeders. Driving past one day, I didn’t see a cop and I told my parents I was surprised by this. My folks told me that they were there, just undercover. I asked where, and they pointed to a woman walking a dog and they told me it was an undercover speed dog. For years I’d point out suspected speed dogs when we’d drive places. I am not a smart man.

It’s right after pony season.

He does actually look European to me, who knows though

It all boils down to education