Apply just to not pay and have the position terminated

Very nice. Here’s mine:

Check your autism, maybe you’ll figure it out

You forgot to add 0

There are non-business years?

Yes, thanks for asking. How are you doing?

Nah, I’ll just savescum and run myself past the cazadores and deathclaws

You’re doing great, keep it up. I love the “it’s not even” touch 10/10.

What you’d be doing is inhaling a cigar. Now go pretend to be a snob.

Greeks have entered the chat

I had arch, it never broke on me for no reason. Sometimes the pacman wouldn’t update because of some weird keyring issue, but that was about it. Then my Logitech mouse randomly stopped working and I tried everything. Then I hopped distros to see if it worked better and that didn’t help. Now I’m on opensuse

Offence is the best defence

How’s your sex life?

You dust your sails?

I wonder when poached eggs are necessary

If nothing is lost, what did you compress away? Decompression is magic, I ain’t gotta explain shit

Compression is lossy.

Yo ho yo ho

In their defense, it was Elon Musk

Yeah kinda because English speakers know it as Milan, Turin and Florence