I had arch, it never broke on me for no reason. Sometimes the pacman wouldn’t update because of some weird keyring issue, but that was about it. Then my Logitech mouse randomly stopped working and I tried everything. Then I hopped distros to see if it worked better and that didn’t help. Now I’m on opensuse

Offence is the best defence

How’s your sex life?

You dust your sails?

I wonder when poached eggs are necessary

If nothing is lost, what did you compress away? Decompression is magic, I ain’t gotta explain shit

Compression is lossy.

Yo ho yo ho

In their defense, it was Elon Musk

Yeah kinda because English speakers know it as Milan, Turin and Florence

If you have $20 million you can just live off the interest and chill Line must go up

VLC player with mpv

No, no, there’s /home and stuff you need not worry about

Use a laptop to… Feel great? Not sure what exactly is meant here.

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Oh yes, all that money spent on cruise liners will definitely distribute over society

Yeah it seems it’s supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist “okay then” kind of joke

You don’t keep flour, yeast, olive oil, canned tomatoes, cheese and toppings?

You need quite a bit of fiddling to get everything set up, and then it just works

I’m sure they’ll be really mad about the sorting when they burn it all on a beach in Turkey