Fuck, I guess I had successfully forgotten about that whole debacle.

Which one is Gen-Z again?

If you prefer diet coke your taste buds are broken :-P

Because you don’t like the taste?

I don’t find Pepsi as bad as Coke with that. Coke leaves my mouth feeling gross.

Diet Pepsi tastes much more like Pepsi compared to Diet Coke/Coke. Pepsi Max could easily be second though depending on my mood.

I’ve convinced people with blind taste tests, but not much I can do over the internet.

Coke is too sweet and makes my teeth feel weird which is why most of the Pepsi products go above the Cokes.

Diet Coke and Coke Zero are both 0 calories but taste very different.

Pepsi Max was meant to compete with Coke Zero (also uses black in the marketing/logo)

Edit to add: also Diet Pepsi has been around way longer than Pepsi Max, so the correct question is “what the hell is Pepsi Max!?”

It goes:

Pepsi
Diet Pepsi
Pepsi Max
Coke
Coke Zero
. . . Diet Coke
. . . . . Crystal Pepsi 😭

They’re right though, Pepsi is not god damn “okay”. Pepsi is great. (though I’ll drink any of my top 5 interchangeably, except for the sugar, and I only have any of them as a treat now after years of drinking way too much.)

It was just ahead of its time. You know, that time when “Skip Intro” became a thing.

When Epic started hiring every software engineer in video games they flipped that red curve, at least to the right of that blue line.

I make sure to never get attached to one brew so I can drink it anywhere, anytime. I’ll drink instant without hot water if I need to (and not just frappe.)

Nice try :P

I still have RiF installed for the nostalgia.

I don’t think anyone has mentioned: being very competitive.

Somewhere uncomfortable

And the fall switch is easy…

Pretty sure it says “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

It’s hard to understand without the associated hand gestures though.

(Edit to add in seriousness: yes, the first part says it can’t pop up the integrated flash, second part says try restarting the camera, I think)

Agreed, just making a joke because of the context.

Real men sit to pee so they don’t have to clean their own piss up later.

Whenever I talk about this, some asshat will come along and make a comment about sitting on a tree. No, dumbass, I don’t sit to pee on a tree. Or a urinal. I sit to pee on my toilet at home so I can tell you what an idiot you are while I’m pissing just to prove how manly I am.