I pretend to be a cat every day, and you live in fantasy land more than me

Just make sure you can handle all the various animal noises. Therians/otherkin really like their preferred animal sounds. Meow.

How in the hell is that comment anything GPT-like other than the fact that it’s slightly long???

I’d rather not talk with people that genuinely hate me, and/or want to kill me thank you.

I’d believe some teenagers don’t know how to mute their phone. Tech illiteracy is off the chart these days, especially for young people.

Always love some nice curves

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Seems like maybe the authorities just couldn’t find enough evidence to catch the shooter, so they chose a convenient fall guy because those in power demanded someone be punished and made an example of.

They’re milking it to make you really believe this is the real shooter, no suspicious circumstances here, no sir.

An Op Shop is Australasian slang for a thrift store/charity shop. Not to be confused with Opshop, a New Zealand rock band formed in 2002.

This is the way

FIX IT AGAIN OP

I’ve yet to come up with a better name for my settlements than Beaver City

I was going to complain oh, there’s no getting away from US politics.

But I’ve reminded people in this very community complaining about posts that this is a shitposting community, so time to do it to myself

Look, if magical unicorn farts are real maybe it’s worth a try

As far as I’m concerned, this is canon

Well given that they literally named the place “new found land” my expectations would not be high

You may not want to know this, but you have described me perfectly

Trust me, this will definitely work