I especially love that he didn’t say where he was running rm -rf and I like to believe it’s from root

I assumed that’s what he meant and is telling people to kill themselves.

I agree to a point, but try Bangkok.

Edit: For the uninitiated, that is: Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit

I was by myself in the middle of one night when we were first moving in when I start getting messages from the cameras I set up. “Humanoid on driveway”. “Humanoid at front door”. It was a cat.

Trying to politely correct everyone is like hurting cats.

You betchah. See you next Tuesday.

I love Christmas and Halloween, but International Naked in the Library Day is my favourite.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name_blending

Qu’est-ce que c’est?

One of the 10,000 club today, buddy. Enjoy your soup.

A friend of mine in Zambia taught me how to fry caterpillars. They are like squishy french fries. They are fine. They pair well with chibuku.

I am sliding gracefully into dad mode about thermostats because that is ancient technology and you should know better. Lights are all LEDs now and I even got the ones with batteries so they stay on in a blackout, so leaving them on charges them and is good, sort of.

I was sure this was a Suddam Hussein post.

It’s snowing 😭

How appropriate! You fight like a cow.

I can’t help but feel I would have enjoyed this so much more if he asked to be turned into a queen and then told all the enemies to sashay away.

Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.

Non-United-Statesian here; try it; trust me.

This might be a US thing. I have worked in — what I consider — pretty unfulfilling jobs, but they usually still insist I take my vacation time and remind me to take breaks. Maybe it secretly came back in my performance review in obscure ways so I might also be an idiot.