Fun story:

Be me in 2019 on a flight somewhere between Texas & DC. My phone is most assuredly on airplane mode. I have an idea pop into my head and I want to text someone in Maryland about it, so out of curiosity I start texting them while I’m in airplane mode. We were chatting on Google Hangouts I think it’s an obsolete app now but the icon was like this " one set of quotation marks in green, if you remember that app. From my location in an airplane at maximum cruising altitude I was able to have a full chat conversation with someone hundreds of miles away on the ground while my phone was in airplane mode. 🤷🏼‍♀️ How that was possible will forever be a mystery to me.

Being a mommy is not a prerequisite for being a mummy.

Buncha hebephiles apparently, because Ariel is forever 16.

I think it requires that everybody is smashed together with no room to breathe or wiggle or move, we are all smashed into that cube. That’s the only way the world population will fit in there.

Why does he require one person to buy all ten buckets? He’d be more likely to find a willing & slightly less insane customer if he’d sell each bucket for $7.

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Say potata one more time and I’ll send you back to kindergarten and you’re not allowed to graduate sixth grade until you demonstrate 100% grammar & spelling proficiency consistently for 7 years.

Teacher wore his undershirt on top of his outer shirt. Was it backwards day?

Hocus Pocus and Ala Kazaam! Musubibreakfast likes to eat ham!

The last time I played with a Spirograph was early 2020 so that’s my alibi. I’m not guilty of any of this gang activity you speak of.

I never thought I’d consider so strongly a permanent relocation to Antarctica.

If the fish aren’t Muslim then perhaps that poster up there should not be advertising the movie night as “Halal” 🤭

Because it’s a cartoon in which all the fish are speaking English, engaged in human activities & personalities & situational drama just like humans.

That must have been heartbreaking for you to shoot your own dog 😥 I wish you could’ve called Kristi Noem over to do the deed, but she would’ve charged a fee for her service. I understand, we’re just trying to save money here.

Hmm because jwz don’t have foreskins?

Were you homeschooled? That’s the only way I can imagine a kid could escape homework, because traditional shitty schools require homework. Because schools’ objective is to make children miserable & accustomize them to the agonizing relentless pressures of responsibility. I’m sincerely happy for you that you broke free from that bullshit & found true enjoyment in childhood, while traditional shitty schools rob children of their childhood joy 😥

Never trying alcohol or drugs or cigarettes or gambling. My whole life I’ve had a strong intuitive sense to avoid all that stuff, and I’ve never even had the slightest desire. When I was in the army my colleagues would tease me that eventually some day I would crack and give in to the dark side, but nah.

In 2023-2024 I had a job where I quickly became aware that I was working much harder than they were paying me and I started to track every dollar against my efforts, becoming increasingly aware & bitter that 37% of my time there I was breaking my body as an unpaid volunteer because that’s how much the govt was deducting from my paychecks. And the net pay I was left with was not enough to survive. So glad I escaped & found a slightly better situation.

Aw, I should call my kids & see how they’re doing 🥲

I try not to be an annoying mother and I let them live their lives, but maybe they feel like I’m neglecting them? I don’t know.

Thank you, well at least it got me into excellent physical shape & I got a boyfriend out of it, though he turned out to be kinda toxic but he was a bit of companionship & security for 6 years until I finally escaped & ascended to my own best life.