Or get used to eating burnt food, that worked for me

Nintendo

Which part, the baby sitting inside the woman like a suit or the ARM?

👍 Yes your brain is so very big Mr. math friend — I’m sure you’ve completely outclassed every person you’ve ever met in writing.

Wait, but you’re familiar enough with AI to think em dashes = bot style… Could it be that… you’re lying? Impossible.

An em dash signifies a longer pause — I’ll continue to use them however I see fit. It’s telling, though, that you assume an em dash means I’m using an AI to write.

Edit: Math friends :)

Did you vote for Kamala or did you abstain/vote third party?

I’ve read what you commented below about ‘harm reduction’ actually being ‘harm maximization’ and I’ve got to be honest — it doesn’t actually seem like you know what you’re saying. Because if I take what you’re saying at face value then you’re actually an accelerationist and logically should have voted for Trump.

Which, uh, obviously completely negates that little bit of virtue signaling above about ‘genocide bad’ (which of course genocide is reprehensible).

So, genuinely, I’m trying to ascertain — what is your point? Abstain from the system entirely? Kill everyone I disagree with? You’ve said a ton about what we can’t do, what are your solutions?

If you begin to say ‘communism’ my brain will shut down and I will stop engaging.

I’m not married, but my girlfriend is very satisfied. Well, in some ways — she’s not too happy about the current global affairs.

I can almost guarantee you that they did not pirate it, but sure whatever you need to tell yourself.

16/14???

‘It’s 2026 and I haven’t learned to boycott ActiBlizzard by now, but that doesn’t stop me from calling out other broken clocks!’

Two thousand twenty five dot twenty five, twenty twenty five dot twenty five, two zero two five dot two five.

Math people make me laugh.

100000 is ‘one hundred thousand’. Your younger self would hear ‘Bitcoin sell one’ followed by confusing silence. Same goes for ‘Bitcoin sell 2025’, twenty twenty five, two thousand twenty five — both ways are too many words.

Imagine deleting your comments instead of acknowledging you’re wrong.

Sincerely, fuck you — you’ve earned your tag and I’ll be making sure to remind everyone of what a cunt you are.

Edit: actually, fuck the people who upvoted you too.

You must love Jujutsu Kaisen

It’s incredible that I have two people in this thread who simultaneously decide that the OP is an unreliable narrator and completely write in their own stories for why this actually isn’t unhealthy.

It’s incredible, truly — the delusion I mean.

I understand your comment, I reject it.

I literally quoted their TL;DR.

What you’re trying to suggest is essentially saying ‘Yeah it’s totally fine to think you love your dog more than you love your girlfriend, it’s 100% healthy to treat your human girlfriend like you would an animal’.

Dude, what the fuck, I know Trump is president but let’s not speedrun our way back to the 40’s that quickly. This is either fake or the definition of unhealthy.

I just do the things to her that I do to my dog, because I love my dog more.

Ah, I see — we’re calling this healthy now.

You seemingly sweat more when you’ve shaven because the hair isn’t there to absorb the moisture.

My theory is that hair provides more surface area for evaporation, but I have only anecdotal evidence.

I don’t know where you got this from, but I promise you that you are sweating the exact same amount before and after you shave. This is simply how human body odor works, hair traps smells. If you are used to your smells, you are used to your smells. The same goes for your girlfriend.

Unless you just happen to live in a place that’s cold and sweat less, which I suppose is possible.

Edit: the word is hygroscopic, your hair is hygroscopic.

What?