That implements a ******* VM in which all of the byte code runs in, and rest of source is just byte code listings that the linker magically gathers into a working program.
JATth
I mean no harm.
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JATth@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•English
18·4 months agoCan I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.
Sure it’s terrifying, but you can start a sparky plasma show in a resilient enough container and keep it going for hours and the microwave won’t break. (except maybe overheat.) The microwave will be fine as long as the arcs don’t reach the waveguide cover. (which would risk burning/shorting the magnetron.)
I have done the microwave grape plasma trick myself and started an arc in a microwave. The current between the two objects goes through a very narrow point, which is enough vaporize the contact point to plasma. This then can grow as the microwave continues to pump more energy into the spark.
JATth@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Can you clear a straight line of malfunctioning pixels on a phone with a lighter?English
2·5 months agoI spent solid 10min writing an useful answer and then looked up. Now I want my 10mins back.
hint
Just wipe the screen clear from the goo, dummy.
No mention of KDevelop? ;__;
I like it because it is the pretty much only FOSS graphical IDE where the edit-compile-debug cycle works. I’m been using it for last 10y for C/C++/Python, and it recently gained LSP support. (ported from Kate)
JATth@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Python needs an actual default functionEnglish
5·6 months agoI intended this an sarcastic example; I think it’s worse than putting the main outside of the branch because of the extra indent-level. It does have an upside that the
main()doesn’t exist if you try import this as an module.
JATth@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Python needs an actual default functionEnglish
1·6 months agoBtw,
ld.sois a symlink told-linux-x86-64.so.2at least on my system. It is an statically linked executable. Theld.sois, in simpler words, an interpreter for the ELF format and you can run it:ld.so --helpEntry point address: 0x1d780
Which seems to be contained in the only executable
sectionsegment ofld.soLOAD 0x0000000000001000 0x0000000000001000 0x0000000000001000 0x0000000000028bb5 0x0000000000028bb5 R E 0x1000Edit: My understanding of this quite shallow; the above is a segment that in this case contains the entirety of the
.textsection.
JATth@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Python needs an actual default functionEnglish
18·6 months agoI would put my code in a
def main(), so that the local names don’t escape into the module scope:if __name__ == '__main__': def main(): print('/s') main()(I didn’t see this one yet here.)
Holy hell, thats rough. :D
My favorite so far:
$ gdb -ex 'file /bin/gdb' run corrupted double-linked list Thread 1 "gdb" received signal SIGABRT, Aborted.
I once wrote
bind_front()andmove_only_functionlikes in C++17. This nearly drove me mad because you cannot refer to a overload set by a name.On the otherhand, I can now decipher the template error mess that the (g++) C++ compiler spews out.
what the actual fuck. 🤮
$ gdb -ex 'file /bin/gdb' run corrupted double-linked list Thread 1 "gdb" received signal SIGABRT, Aborted.Yeah, try debug that.
JATth@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Something something case-insensitive file something...
2·11 months agoA kernel was released that changed how the hash value got computed for casefolded filenames. (used for better windows compatibility) That kernel then went into production. This unfortunately split some file-systems that supported this into two incompatible versions, breaking the kernel rule 1.
There might now exist file-systems were created/modified with this bug present that the old/fixed kernels can’t understand.
*) The only socially acceptable way for a man to cry. /s
MSRs have negative temperature reactivity coefficient and outlet temps around 700C at atm pressure. PWR is at measly 300C and 150 Bar.
If all control is lost, the salt expands as it heats up pushing the expanded volume out from the reactor core. The fission stops once the fuel is leaves the core region where the moderator is. Reverse is also true: you pull heat off from the loop, so the fuel-salt becomes denser, increasing reactivity. MSRs can naturally “follow” the load, if done right.
If I would drink any coffee in that time, (even worse with/or booze) I would be still up the next day by a large margin. :(
As much as I like at some time before 14:00 'o clock and then none.
Caffeine has about 8hrs half-life and blocks a few key receptors in the brain, so it will only mask the tiredness you build up over the day.
JATth@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's fire... Maybe concerning but fire still
2·1 year agoToo much water. And it’s all either fresh, slush or solid.
Because of the lack of salt, we have salmiakki. /s

Now, provide an example that you cannot, is impossible, to translate into French.
And I’ll accept your claim of unknowing is better than knowing.