Then Mars would be their deadname. What could be a new one? Mildred?
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•‘DROPPING DEAD’ [OC] (Another misadventure of ‘Forever alone guy’ Joseph Erkhoff)
18·21 days agoMale mantis literally give them head
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Honey, I Shrunk The Vids [Mr. Universe Edition] v1.0.9English
2·24 days agoThe problem is that the . (full stop) at the end of the sentence is also in the hyperlink.
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Linux@lemmy.ml•Every Terminal program should have a black background by default
2·26 days agoOh man, thank you for that. So many memories!
Well sounds like you’re that guy from the meme feeding rescue cats to coyotes, so she’ll keep doing it.
Either you leave them in the sink until they develop their own new biome, or instead of throwing them out, put them on her bedstand. Or her socks drawer. Wherever they are out of your way and in her way. Some people listen, some people need to be shown.
Or even better you save and hide a few of them and when you have a big enough army of minions you place them all over the place. In her way of course.
Why yes my marriage is going great, why do you ask? 😁
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•I am so scared of nuclear war, how do I cope with it?
43·3 months agoPlay fallout
And now you think like a cop. Quick, shoot everyone first!
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•What are some unique games to host server's of?English
4·3 months agoMindustry
First of all was without consent, but personally I’m a guy so any cute girl that wants to kiss me is fine.
But the real problem is that the frog now has a connection and its little amphibious heart is going to be crushed by the gold-digging witch.
All of the above is for pure humour argument, but being led and then ignore (as someone usually ignored by the other side) it IS soul crushing.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"English
791·4 months agoAs I wrote kn the other post, the daily mail is a shit rag that only publishes ragebait stuff.
Second, the authority in charge of recovery shipwrecked stuff that washes up later clarified that no, they are not going to be arrested.
People should stay away because the local authority needs to clear up, but if you take some and don’t impede operations it’s ok.
That frog will need counseling
Drink kerosene, smoke cigarette, breath fire.
If she’s expecting an engagement ring that cost that much money, run my friend
Have you not heard of the M.A.D. doctrine?
That is amazing!
Damn now I want to see a pink one driven by a catgirl and the logo flipped to say “awr”.
95? Looking at woman’s hair I would have thought more 80s than 90s


I do not last 5 minutes playing that game, cumming or not!