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Cake day: July 4th, 2023

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  • Every person flirts differently. But there seems to be a pattern here. Does she actually talk to you (like in a conversation) when she sits next to you?

    Does she know you are single (I assume)? Do you know if she is?

    Start asking about her interests, if there is something in common you can say “hey, I saw there is an event about that thing on a certain weekend, do you want to go?”. If she wants she’ll agree giving her the cover of the thing, not you. If she doesn’t want she’ll decline saying she has other plans for the day (and if she wants to go out with you but really has previous engagements she’ll propose a different date).

    Best of luck!







  • Im_old@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlEuropemaxxing
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    26 days ago

    It’s not daydrinking, it’s having lunch (with some wine). But then you opened the bottle so it would be a waste not to finish it. Then you start nibbling on cheeses, olives, some cured meat, and a glass of wine would really go well with those. Oh look! Another opened bottle! 😂











  • Well sounds like you’re that guy from the meme feeding rescue cats to coyotes, so she’ll keep doing it.

    Either you leave them in the sink until they develop their own new biome, or instead of throwing them out, put them on her bedstand. Or her socks drawer. Wherever they are out of your way and in her way. Some people listen, some people need to be shown.

    Or even better you save and hide a few of them and when you have a big enough army of minions you place them all over the place. In her way of course.

    Why yes my marriage is going great, why do you ask? 😁