Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023

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  • I must have learned programming wrong, then, because dear ducking god, the amount of incompetent shit I have to see is surreal.

    One system we’ve got from a different state was marketed as having geolocation. It doesn’t. All object relations have to be created manually in a separate page, as in, you register a city, then register an address, THEN, on a different page, you connect the two. Now imagine this for some 24 objects. It has some specific profile permissions hard coded by id (like, only profile with id 4 can create some stuff)

    This is just the shit I remember off the top of my head. The cherry on top is that they didn’t validate unique emails for users, you could have 999 users with the same email and no way for them to reset their passwords. I asked why: “we didn’t think about it”





  • Battling against wild Digimon is a waste of time in the original game

    And required for certain evolutions. Not fun times heh

    Made a few mistakes on the way, and now you’re stuck with a Numemon, Sukamon, or another Digimon you don’t like? Just buy a Reset Radish to revert to an egg and try again (younger me would’ve loved that item).

    Back in my PSX days, I would “save up” the poop so that my 'mon would evolve straight from a baby into Sukamon on the first missed potty. Since that evolution halved all stats, and a baby’s stats were super low, it was easily a net positive as training a champion had much larger gains than a baby.

    providing a fix to the “bonus try” in the gym

    So now it’s possible to actually hit all marks? Because I couldn’t get it with fucking save states.