Must be fluid, I guess.

Duck and cover are for tsunami’s.

Don’t forget to stop, drop and roll.

This is what you’re talking about, right?

Is that how they’re getting around the abortion laws in Texas?

Civil fur-feiture.

Last one on the right… Your mom.

Mancow horse

Not many people know what the lost translation of San Diego means. It’s German of course.

Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.

Of course the blonde is adding it.

Oh, a tip was given for sure.

Kicking the crap out of her twin sister.

Giggity giggity

Don’t stick your dick in crazy. Goofy on the other hand…

Daring. 7-11’s never have unslippery floors.

Where is the unpopular opinion?

Thought it was the navy that did.

He 's barking up the wrong tree

Ruff time…