We didn’t just steal the spices, we stole the cooks too. Eg, our first curry house was 1810, run by a Bengali chap. So we didn’t piss about with traditonal English dishes to get our spice fix, we just went out for a ruby instead.

According to the same logic, it doesn’t crumble.

Where the fuck do you live that you have crumbly pizza?

I knew Douglas Adams was wrong!

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

ITT: bunch of pea eating masochists! You fools!

I haven’t started downvoting yet. Your pasta salad sounds glorious but one of your enemies appears to have hacked your comment and added peas to the recipe. Bastard.

Except for the peas. Peas are the devli’s vegetables.

There are many, but my current bugbear is the wireless Apple mouse. It has a built in rechargeable battery and and a tiny little port for you to plug the recharging cable in. The port is mounted on the bottom of the mouse rendering it useless while it’s being charged. I guess it’s to make it look nicer but it’s so stupid.

That’s why you should just drink it straight from the bottle box.

FTFY

Catcher in the Rye, of course.

Make sure to scribble madly, illegibly, in the margins and the occassionally glare at your fellow passengers while making finger guns.

I don’t have a huge amount of respect for recruiters having been involved with them on both sides of the hiring process.

It often feels like they treat it like a numbers game - minimise effort by just throwing enough resumes at a job and hoping one will stick and then earn an easy cut. That will earn them more than seriously trying to match candidates with jobs.

Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.

8 tiny scientists

Staring world championship.

Okay. But dogs CAN look up!

I’m not Italian, but I am a Fat Balding Idiot so we’re all good.

You picked answer C for most of the questions which makes it seem likely you’re someone who likes the ocean, sight, and the central governing body of the Catholic Church and the Vatican City State, And the letter C.

Yeah, sure, but which way do you hang your toilet paper, frontie or backie?

My favourite stop on the London Underground is Knightsbridge - 6 consecutive consonants.