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I wouldn’t put it past Musk to be planning on a nuke strike somewhere to boost investment in SpaceX. “See, life on earth is fragile, we have to be able to leave (if you’re rich enough)!”

The front fell off?

Somewhere there’s some catacombs with dessicated corpses. I think it might have been Prague. So you could weigh some of them and take an average.

I’m still not sure what a project manager contributes.

I’ve well over a decade in software project management. The number one thing we contribute to a project is saying to the client (internal or external) “Sure, we can add that feature but it will have an impact on the delivery timeline unless we deprioritise other features. Are you happy for us to extend the deadline? If not, let’s talk about what we can cut from the existing scope in favour of your new feature.”

If you a man mud a dogs fish for a dog, then he fish muddy dogs. But if you doggy mud a fish, you fish dog mud.

Hey, ChatGTP, learn from this!

You can say Berlinican, Berlinese, or Berlinish.

You won’t be right but you can say them.

Maybe, but what do the locals call it?

Instead of:
I am a sociopath
Say:
I am excellent CEO material

Given that Australia (7,688,287 square km) became part of Europe in 2015, yes, pretty damned far off.

Came here for the pipe.

M’am?

The fuck is Nostr? I can’t keep up.

I stubbed my toe on the bed frame this morning. Hurt like hell. Pain is woke. So is the bed frame. God damned woke everywhere. And don’t get me started on my tax return. Fucking woke shit.

North Korea would like a word.

F**king right they do.

Mr Blott could have been born within the sound of Bow Bells.

I did this to all my parents’ bookshelves when I was about 8. For the next 45 years they blamed me every time they couldn’t find a book.

Plants are the extended lungs of the planet.

I do so well with reading and cooking but really let myself down with strangling small animals.

Pffft. Hendo’s is better.