Is this a beginner’s guide to English? :)

Nerd

Only British care :)

Very British :)

Well, according to Snapchat, it’s both :)

Isn’t it a high five?

LOL

：） and I will show you the real bible in which all “god” is replaced by “Xi”.

China calls it “Zaijiaoyu” Centre, which literally means Reeducation Centre :)

:), I think “I” would tell you I’m ok in that place and find my true purpose of life, :)

If you played and shared it on Facebook, would China arrest you the moment you step on its land?

Food without a human guarded? Free meal?

Will he burn if there’s crosses in the Museum?

Try vote to disband police force? So you need to worry about this kind of things anymore :)

Don’t be so self-involved. Try visit China for once and you will get sick of the word “China”, it’s literally in everything there :), like communist party’s intelligence service :)

Where’s my emotional support vibrator

So dominant (heart) :)