I thought you said: no strings attached?

Yes, indeed. But thats’s not an angel.

No, you didn’t.

Ahh yes. Recording programs from the television, screaming at your mum to stop calling and not every time ruin the recording. Good times :-D

I’m old enough that I had a 5.25 inch drive in my desktop, just above the CD drive. Top comment I got: Cool, you have a slot in DVD!

Die Karawane zieht weiter, der Sultan der hätt Durst. Der Sultan der hätt Durst. Der Sultan der hätt Durst.

Blödsinn. Richtig heißt das “druckefuck”.

Twins, a cat, a dog and a hanster.

Where is the sign: ONLY FOR LOITERING!

In German you would write “Kamelkiste”, nicht “KamelKiste”. This holds true for most Java class names. I begin to see huge potential for evil …

I assume they at least must LOOK dead.

For ANY person of her choice?

Banana Software: Ripens at the customer.

My company needs a new sign to hang outside on the building. Let me see if I can get this past the head of marketing…

It’s not bitter after frost.

Na denn: Mahlzeit!

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datei:Grünkohl-Gericht-01.jpg

Is your company the one with the golden fax machine that always flawlessly sends an recieves?

No seriously. We are a tech heavy company. The only not tech savvy persons are law and HR (in numbers: two people). Same for most of our customers. And I hear this shit break left and right several times a day. I wonder what your company does right that nearly every other one does wrong. Probably restricting this bloatware enough to make it work.

• random switching of audio devices
• users end up in different rooms when they join the same meeting
• substellar editing of planned meetings
• marking messages as read without the user ever clicking on the channel

and let me not start with the android client or the non existing support for linux users