basic bitch femboys are a fantastic flavor. sure everyone wants exotic frotting or tasteless Terri’s, but basic bitch is like a taste of home, just like mom makes.

I remember playing Fable 1 on launch. I played through every side quest and was a fucking monster at the end.

when I finally fought Jack, I wiped my ass with his deflated ego and thought to myself, “this is the guy y’all were scared of?”

I caused some bug that allowed me to keep the sword of aeons and stay good by not killing my sister.

I then proceeded to kill and take over every single town and became a slumlord…and everyone thanked me for it.

every time I watch any of these videos I imagine this is how I was perceived by the NPCs in that game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrndSo8Uelo&t=4

take a chill pill and come back to read from start to finish.

you were the first one to respond with hostility, prick. I commented on how it’s a bad idea to have SSL certs last for a decade.

that’s when you responded with heavy sarcasm, like a angsty child.

maybe if you didn’t have tissue paper for skin you could see how much of a petulant child you are. I can even see how fragile your ego is from all your interactions with others.

I don’t know what’s more pathetic, your overwhelming desire to be right or your desperate need to prove you’re smarter than somebody else.

some friendly advice before I block you forever. if you think everyone around you is an asshole, you’re the asshole.

I don’t use shit-tier products like cloudflare so I don’t bother knowing what their product line is or what it does.

not knowing how a platform specific product works doesn’t dictate intelligence.

also, in your original comment you said “SSL cert” and never mentioned it was a platform specific cert.

be clear when you say shit and people won’t misunderstand you and treat you like a fucking moron.

web application firewall.

think of it like an intelligent firewall proxy that can take action against perceived threats like injection attacks or timed attacks. some can also help fight against DDOS when integrated with an actual firewall upstream.

says the self proclaimed anarchist that fights for…civil rights? they teach you that at the anarchist meetings?

now I know for sure, you’re just trying very hard to act intelligent but have no idea what you’re actually doing.

now I feel bad for arguing with a child.

amateur.

you’re going to get fucked by doing that one day, and it’s going to be months or longer before you realize it.

I just hope you’re not responsible for an actual business with poor security practices like that.

generating a decade long cert is a terrible idea.

what if a malicious actor gets your private keys and can spoof you now?

you’re fucked unless you work through the vendor to blacklist that cert, which is a huge pita.

certs should be done yearly at most. quarterly at best.

setup a WAF appliance and forward traffic through it to your current installation.

almost as bad as kubernetes.

I just had a contractor tell me I needed to prioritize their request because it’s urgent for the task they’re working on that’s adding a new feature.

they want me to push the changes out by EOD…today…Friday.

I don’t like to do this, but I hold seniority…sooo…I think I’m going to take a three hour long lunch and cut out for the weekend early.

don’t come to me with a request unless it’s actually urgent.

what’s wrong with leaving your mark on the world?

edit: cmon guys, it’s a fucking joke.

leave an upperdecker in every tank toilet you can.

it’s about over analyzing your current tasks and over describing common minutiae.

instead of: “I worked on restoring a database connection”

it becomes: “I worked with the DBAs, networking, and OpSec to restore the connection and ensure that connectivity remains up and secure. I also plan on working on adding proper monitoring to alert when this happens again. I should be done in a few days.”

then in a few days it becomes: “ran into scheduling conflicts with the monitoring team and will need it push it out until next week. Until then I’ll continue the monitor the situation and let you know if anything new comes up.”

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