For further entertainment at the end of the world, see “More” by Mark Osborne.

https://youtu.be/cCeeTfsm8bk

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Yeah, this ain’t a real thing. Ships encounter waves and nobody is trying to dodge loose cannonballs while dealing with rough seas.

Bill in dollars and you’re going Far far away? Lol not without your car

People sometimes say nice things to someone they like to make that other person feel valued and loved, without any expectation that their words will actually redirect a hurricane.

It’s an expression of your wishes for the person you’re talking to, not an assessment of the current state of existence.

Some dudes live their whole lives afraid their balls will fall off and roll away if they eat anything but brown meat.

Unleash The Archers’s version of Northwest Passage is a real banger.

It’s a spiritual maze, Brain. Are you done looking at the curtain rings yet?

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Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It’s absolutely pervasive, to the point it’s almost as invisible as the air.

Rule number one: the kids are alright.

Is this a right wing pigeon from outer space?

That’s not a bad faith joke. That is an educated person encouraging their partner to do better, gently, with humor.

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Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.

Regulatory capture.

Vertical Integration.

WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.