Why do all the 0 calorie sweeteners have to taste like a dead hobo’s arse?

This is my hole, it was made for me!

In case you want to use it more than once.

Earl really waited too long to fix that one.

without undie restrictions

Nice.

You couldn’t stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.

Well, it’s better than him being in the meat section.

This guy sounds like a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. Legend.

We knew that if you pressed the satellite button and channel up/down, it let you manually move the dish, and it didn’t care how long you did it. There were also numbers to indicate the position of the dish. The rest was just sheer determination.

Had C-band satellite as a teen. All the good channels locked. But if the satellite Spacenet 1 transponder 18 was locked, you could “fine tune” the reception from say, Galaxy 3 transponder 18 by holding the step up or down button, and manually swing the dish halfway across the sky to the same position where Spacenet 1 is. As the descrambler thinks you are watching a different satellite altogether, there is no more lock. And since you never actually visited a bad channel, no way to tell with history or last buttons.

Yeah, I’d love that. I think a good number of subs I end up downloading are written by some dude trying their best, and if they don’t know the language, they can’t really begin to guess how to spell the words. But anything released by a studio or on a streaming site has no excuse.

True, and it even tracks with the lack of success for Joan Rivers’ talk show career.

That’s a funny way to spell Ogre Battle.

Some say that forklift is still running today.

https://youtu.be/TJYOkZz6Dck?t=16s

Ooh, I remember playing Monster Maze and Math Hurdler on a dual-sided cassette. Avenger (basically Space Invaders) on cartridge. Also typed in Killer Comet and Tank vs UFO from a magazine. Last one was probably the best of the lot.

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 now though, right?

He beats up lots of guys with axes tho

Lip my stocking!

There was a shawarma place I used to go to that had an interesting “garlic sauce”. You couldn’t call it toum, as it was either not whipped with oil or they stopped after adding a splash. It had the appearance of being just very finely chopped garlic, like somebody ran it through a food processor until it was almost a paste. And fuck, it was so good on their donair pizzas. We used to get a small tub to go with it, but after a slice of the pizza, a sip of beer would set your tongue on fire. And the next morning, shaving would make the bathroom smell like fresh garlic. Definitely too much, but oddly worthwhile from time to time.