No, in Danish the “half five” part means the same as “half past 4” on the clock: 4.5.

Then the part that most people omit nowadays, sindstyvende, means times 20.

(Half past 4) times 20 = 90.

“My daughter, I am from a distant planet. The vague differences in hue in the superficial layer of the native species is of no interest to me. Quit pestering me.”

We all think we’re living like we’re 18, until you actually come across an 18 year old and remember how awkward and awful it actually was.

But, I digress, 28 going on 29 feels an awful lot like any other age did, but with more frequent back pain. My birthday is coming up and I legitimately have pokemon cards and a Gameboy on my wishlist lol.

Yeah, those are the actual lyrics. It’s “all the thoughts in my head” that’s misheard.

You don’t have to put a label on yourself. Like what you like. Everything is a spectrum, anyway. It is totally fair to enjoy looking at a woman in a way that feels a little more than heterosexual, and it doesn’t have to mean you have to label those feelings as neither romantic or sexual attraction. I am just saying this to advocate for loving yourself the way you are, I’m not sure if you need to hear it specifically :D

My grandma always told of a legendary man in my hometown, who would always take his horse to the local bar in the 1950s. When he got too drunk and fell asleep, the other patrons would carry him outside and sling him sideways over the horse, which would then trot off in to the night, supposedly delivering him safely at home.

I know that’s not very scientific evidence, but I always took it to be true. Maybe someone can concur.

Also, you generally don’t need to get approval of re-use at the time of writing. Generally, it’s enough to get approval in the present day when you are asking to use other people’s works, no time travelling required. So I would argue current you’s approval would be plenty.

Did you mean mercury? Mars is like -60°c

Why did i read that whole card in Elvis’ voice

The UK sports experience

It’s still the platform if you are in the counter strike scene. It’s where all the pros and business insiders are. If you want updates, scoops, if you’re looking for a team or want to learn about tournaments in your area, you have to be on Twitter. It sucks. For me, personally, this just means I don’t follow the Counter-Strike scene anymore :/

And if it reads 70s music records, it could be a disc disk disco drive!

And it’s Danish, too! That might not mean a lot to you, but we’re a small country, so it feels really cool when we get recognized globally.

I mean, nowadays we’ve made a nice mark on the movie industry, with Mads Mikkelsen, Jamie Lannister, Winding-Refn, and movies about drinking winning Oscars, but that was different 24 years ago.

Well, she didn’t do the scene.

The inverse of what?

That’s her exhaust fan, you pervert!

I always read it as *griner griner*, even though i know it was supposed to be griner godt lol.

I feel like the difference between good game and laughing would be the asterixes.

I remember this GG ^^

And then you gotta type your smiley faces with a nose :-D

Conventionally attractive white people, stealing all your jobs!

That is a genius conclusion.