How birds actually flirt:

https://youtu.be/LNC6ODsdul0

I understood, I just don’t believe in /s’ when shitposting

Yeah, I got some pizza delivered during yesterday’s snowstorm. Fuck tipping culture, my tip for the driver was to reccomend they get a better job that doesn’t have them driving in a blizzard.

Prolly the one that mentions McLovin

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Do you put the clown makeup on before or after posting misinformation?

What a fantastic read, I’m sitting here cackling reading it

but first let me say this; you are very mistaken if you think that I don’t know your audience.

Hell, I could’ve been heckled by the parents of some of the very people that come see you now. I grew up in Roswell, Georgia (near the Funny Bone and not far from The Punch Line). The very first time I went on stage was at The Punch Line in Sandy Springs in 1982 when I was 17. I cut my teeth in the south and my first road gigs ever were in Augusta, Charleston, Baton Rouge, and Louisville. I remember them very well, specifically because of the audience. I remember thinking (occasionally, not all the time) “what a bunch of dumb redneck, easily entertained, ignorant motherfuckers. I can’t believe the stupid shit they think is funny.” So, yes, I do know your audience, and they suck.

Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me

Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered “fish” theologically speaking.

I remember starting counter-chants in the student section when redcap shitters would try it at games.

An instant “shut the fuck uh-up” or “watch the damn gay-aym” quieted them down real quick every time.

Quick, someone schedule a White House Press Dinner!

Anarchist Socialist

OK, libshit

/s

Why is Gamora?

True

President trying to coup? Just say no, they cannot legally take over your government without your consent!

Based

South Korea the last 48 hours!

I feel like i need some context, whether fake or legend.

This is not Faker, the League of Legends GOAT, but a different famous Korean, President Yoon! For context, he tried declaring martial law and imprisoning political opponents yesterday, which did not go well for him.

Elrond: “I am half-man, It’s not racist”