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My dad once made a homemade smoker out of an old dishwasher, and smoked salmon was one of the dishes we cooked in it!
11·22 days agoRight? The world is so open yet they can only point out the bars.
Why is it whenever I want to vibe with shitposts, it’s always a .ml account ruins the vibe?
53·2 months agoA firearm is necessary literally anywhere that has predators, unless you want to have all your livestock killed.
Also necessary if a tweaker decides on a midnight visit, as the police are half an hour or more away.
Join a LGBT+ friendly group, don’t be a a fuckin fairy about it.
How birds actually flirt:
I understood, I just don’t believe in /s’ when shitposting
Yeah, I got some pizza delivered during yesterday’s snowstorm. Fuck tipping culture, my tip for the driver was to reccomend they get a better job that doesn’t have them driving in a blizzard.
Prolly the one that mentions McLovin
331·3 months ago
Do you put the clown makeup on before or after posting misinformation?
8·3 months agoWhat a fantastic read, I’m sitting here cackling reading it
but first let me say this; you are very mistaken if you think that I don’t know your audience.
Hell, I could’ve been heckled by the parents of some of the very people that come see you now. I grew up in Roswell, Georgia (near the Funny Bone and not far from The Punch Line). The very first time I went on stage was at The Punch Line in Sandy Springs in 1982 when I was 17. I cut my teeth in the south and my first road gigs ever were in Augusta, Charleston, Baton Rouge, and Louisville. I remember them very well, specifically because of the audience. I remember thinking (occasionally, not all the time) “what a bunch of dumb redneck, easily entertained, ignorant motherfuckers. I can’t believe the stupid shit they think is funny.” So, yes, I do know your audience, and they suck.
Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me
Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered “fish” theologically speaking.
I remember starting counter-chants in the student section when redcap shitters would try it at games.
An instant “shut the fuck uh-up” or “watch the damn gay-aym” quieted them down real quick every time.
Quick, someone schedule a White House Press Dinner!
Anarchist Socialist
OK, libshit
/s
Why is Gamora?
Proof that billionaires aren’t actually all that good with money. One could easily show their penis to someone for $250 if the ads in the newspaper are to be believed, or for $50 if you’re charming over dinner.