“No words”

Post is made up almost entirely of words

That’s it, I’m calling Kash

Bro how can anyone see in a vacuum, it has to be dark in the bag where they deposit the waste

OK you ‘Ackshually…’ ass nerd, give us names and coords so we can portal there and see a better eclipse that you claim isn’t special!

SMH my head, kids these days…

Sorry bud, Git Gud

It is pretty sick how the sun and moon just happen to seem the same size from the surface. Nowhere else has the magic of eclipses like Earth.

Hi sorry I don’t speak Fr*nch

I didn’t know people still used Internet Explorer!

Some people call me Meowww-reeese!

MEOOOOW-MEOW

All sorts of garbage, been getting into punk-folk recently, but Avenged Sevenfold, Machine Head, Sabaton, and Ghost are my metal go-tos in no particular order

The metalmemes comm loved it, but I suppose I’ll kneel to the humor czar. I’m very sorry to have rustled your jimmies, and I hope I only post things that are safe humor without a hint of edge you might cut your poor lil fingies on!

Psst, buddy, this is a shitpost. Please don’t fall off your high horse and hurt yourself!

Lowkey, I see a negative ratio as a mark of honour. I know I shatposted well when the average overserious Lemming lets their jimmies get rustled in the shitposting comm

What’s funny is that I crossposted it to the metalmemes community to a much warmer reception!

One of the flaws of lemmy is the number of people with a very limited sense of humor. Here we are in the shitposting comm, and half the comments are pearl clutchers, it’s depressing.

Tasteless comment

You think you need to buy photoshop?? Both Captain Jack and mom would be disappointed!

Not at all

Better?

Finally, a person of taste!

This just maybe, possibly, might be a shitpost