Holy shit OP you killed him

In the Sol system???

Today will be Ketamine day at the local school zone. There will be nothing like it!!1!! Open the Fuckin’ Ketamine stash, you crazy bastards!!! Praise be to Allah.

• JEDI MASTER Yoda

What are you talking about??? Obvious limps are heavily linked to inelegance and a lack of physical grace.

They may wander back, but never elegantly!

Consume Ketamine, I must. Into Honda Civic to seek more, I must go.

Nuh uh

Read it again, this is World of Warships, not World of Peaceships, SMH my head

TIL Brits have bigger pints, not just small baby sized shots! Does it balance out?

I got the same thing, solid April Fool’s trolling!

100 people took an e-scooter or e-bike somewhere, and will probably take them back homeward ince the even is over, what’s the problem? Should there be another parking lot instead?

Damn, I typed up a couple paragraphs explaining why only a child can’t understand an enforced two party system, and why an American third party is only ever a spoiler.

TL:YNWW

Control primaries, control a party. Trump’s current VP alternated calling DT America’s Hitler and America’s Heroin. He then fell in line because everyone who didn’t got primaried by a Trumptard.

If you want change, win primaries.

To this day I cannot stand apple flavored drinks after an evening burping up apple flavor Four Loco. God it’s dogshit

190 proof tastes like a kick in the jaw feels. Also, hand sanitizer.

The Everclear kills germs, so it balances out into plain ole masculinity!

Bingo! A scientist’s meal!

We’ve been there before too, the effect was similar. One drinking game I had to absent myself was Edward Loco Hands XD

Nah, booze kills the worm. If RFK had been drinking pure ethanol like a civillized person, instead of snorting coke off of toilet seats, his brain would have remained uneaten.

Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that

Alcohol kills germs, it checks out!