Glifted

I mean humans have always used tools but sure, you could take a chicken bare handed. Fish might be easier for a first go as I have seen a few people catch fish out of the water bare-handed after a few tries

Isn’t this just hunting?

I mean I’m okay for now. The world is burning but none is affecting me yet (that doesn’t make it okay, I’m just trying be real about my situation) and I semi-recently landed a new job where people seem to appreciate me. It looks like we are weirdly very well positioned to weather the current storms and I got an email from management essentially saying “I don’t care who’s in charge, we are still a woke company”. Family is good. We have food, housing, and our health for now. It could be a lot worse. I’m sorry to anyone going through tough times. I wish I could fix it for you.

Edit: I gotta amend this a bit just to vent. I do increasingly feel isolated and alone. I have my immediate family (wife and kids) which is great. I highly recommended it if you can find someone. However, my wife is mostly apolitical and just tries not to think about things like that. I’m sure that reads bad but I’m sympathetic. She didn’t ask for any of this and is just trying to live her life. We’re also not into a lot of the same things. That actually would be nice if I had other people to share my interests with. Its nice sometimes to have things that are your own in a relationship. I’ve lost nearly everyone else to maga and culture war BS. I catch myself doing that thing that elderly people do where they talk too long to customer service people (not about politics, just small talk). I have no community and I don’t know how to find that

More the family and office job type but I feel like people would just assume I was the fed anyway. I used to play in bands and even then I had a “how do you do fellow kids” vibe. Its hopeless

I’m in the picture but I don’t know my muppet name

For years I made fun of the banjo and bought every string instrument I could get my hands on besides it. Then I randomly decided to get one in 2023 and boy do I feel silly. It quickly became one of my favorite instruments and now I wish I would have gotten one years ago.

Yeah butt then you have to squish them to wipe. That’s shitty

What does “Homosexual Mists” smell like?

I laughed when I read “Brazilian colony”

I think it’s ideal if you can. It isn’t viable in a lot of US cities due to multiple factors but I am hoping that changes in the future

Buy a used car maybe? I’ve never bought a new car as they’re pretty out-of-reach cost wise and I say this as someone who works in automotive development.

The used market isn’t as good as it used to be but you can still get more for your money than you can with a new car

Check out a band called Pelican, especially their early stuff. It’s not exactly what you’re looking for but it might scratch that itch a little

Ubuntu because I’m old, uncool, and tired

My lucky ass bought a house in late 2019. I’m happy I’m making money on it but this doesn’t seem healthy

Apparently I misunderstood. I thought Skyblivion was a joke name for the next Elder Scrolls game

It’s going to be bad

The kids are fine. Settle down

I’m talking about puts-ketchup-on-popcorn Jamie Loftus

Ahhh yes history’s greatest monster Jamie Loftus