When it’s a truck with a bench seat and you bring your friend on the test drive:

It really tied the room together.

Usually I get mine out before I drain it.

Or people with couch fetishes

Even a pink sock?

Shipping labels are about all I use mine for.

How much land is necessary per adult?

Prolapse Sounding is such a great band name.

Common triggers include strain, stress, long periods of standing, heat exposure, or the sight of blood.

Also, the use of caffeine and sometimes other stimulants, usually after they begin to wear off, even (edit: and sometimes especially, due to lack of acquired tolerance) with very infrequent use. Apparently that’s not well known, at least not by most of my fucking doctors.

It’s also the escape character on several platforms which probably explains the double slashes.

That sounds like fun! Visible wavelength laser or infrared?

Yeah, I really should have seen that one coming.

That’s, that’s chaos theory.

Understandable. What are you dreading, then?

And the right doesn’t know the difference.

Understanding the rules of grammar feels so rare these days that it’s a turn on by itself.

I don’t think I’ve seen a brand new computer in the past decade that even had a mechanical hard drive at all unless it was purpose-built for storing multiple terabytes, and 60K rows wouldn’t even take multiple gigabytes.

It’s a Half-Life joke. The video game.

Same.