Heh, get a load of this idiot.

Impressive she has the time for all of us!

That’s why I’ve always wanted to try a light that turns on meaning feeding time for the dogs. I wonder if it would help with stuff like this or, getting them to sleep in and not whine for breakfast at 5am.

If I skip this paper, and get a 90 on the test I can still get a C- in the class…

That’s why he wants to colonize Mars. Everyone here fucking hates him (or should).

Damn, you’re one slippery fish.

What do you mean by that?

Yea, it’s super location dependant. Generally the more rural the lower the taxes. But it also varies by state. States with low or no income tax tend to have higher property tax.

Mystical Ninja staring Goemon?

Yes most people have this experience… Which is why I said on average.

I haven’t read this study, but I’ve heard most people tend to be their happiest after their kids move out, and near retirement. You have more time to do the things you want, have more ‘extra’ cash than before, and are still in decent health. Obviously this is on average and varies by person.

Cigs are like .50 cents, nugs are .35-.75 depending on quantity and location.

Fly NYC to Paris. Be the pilot with lowest seniority, have to take the first break. Enjoy your 1.5 hour nap. Get back in the cockpit for another 5 hours. ‘relax’ in Paris for 26 hours by going out with the flight attendants. Be dead tired, but chug enough coffee to feel somewhat alive. Get first break again, but way too caffeinated to sleep. Land back in NYC 40 hours after leaving. Drive home on 6 hours of sleep in the last 3 days.

Friends dad is a pilot. Get paid insane money, but crazy lifestyle.

What do you think the ladder is made of?

Don’t make me break out the plastic straws!

The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.

-Sanic

“hey bruuuuther;”

Yea, make that cream pie with Grandma

A nose keeper

Fuck future me, that guys an asshole.