Gimme one of these bad boys and utility razor.

No, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.

Neither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.

There’s no pot of gold at the end of the potato rainbow. I’ve been down that road.

But they sell disposable items, likely for profit. They can’t have a system to dispose of trash in a responsible manner?