sky crimes!

B-b-but if I ask real nice, I’m sure they’ll give me a job scraping barnacles off it.

#trickledown

Feels prescient, at the moment

Nah, it’s not personal, it’s just a monopoly.

They do it because they killed all the mom and pop stores.

Galileo has entered the chat.

I’m going to put this meme over here with all the other meme.

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I think this is right.

Which I would lose in a time period so short it is not yet measurable by science.

And all of my tech challenged family screamed out in unison, “What’s the fucking 1Password password again?!”

The more middle aged I get, I can just rewatch series over and over. They’re new every time.

Cuts down on streaming bills.

A special kiss

That tracks.

Seems like it.

I’d make a million phone call if it replaced one face to face. Brr

Joke’s on you, the CEO funded the robots and they all gave him a raise.

The choreography and the symbolism behind it blew me away.

There’s a lot more to that video, too.

I feel like everyone should have to do a couple years of military service.

But only if leaders could be prevented from starting wars of conquest.

Which they can’t. So fuck the military.

Some people want to herd you.

Some people want to be herded by you.

Man, this is my baseline. It’s what I need just to get up in the morning.

Anything more sincere or happy and I can’t deal with this world.

Gallows humor is the only way I survive.