let them eat pinecones

imagine wanting to go back to horse and buggy unironically

ill say it, these east going zax are soft and uncultured, compared to us far superior west going zax.

wow, i always thought edibles just sucked.

cows arnt fun

okay but what if it was a gun that made people have to poop

with mustard

I think love might actually be more toxic than hotdogs depending on the manufacturer of both

great, now I cant have hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers or cheese!!!

he also gets huge donations from corporate partners for those, like with the 100 E-bikes given away

no way are you finishing a company takeover in a month

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

does it come in red?

maybe in theory, but the Nintendo coffers wont be running dry any time soon.

UP HILL, BOTH WAYS, IN THE SNOW

bro thats a super weird thing to say, macaroni and cheese gets served at Michelin star restaurants.

do you… think restaurants don’t have macaroni and cheese?

if you get offended by being called a predator, you are definitely a predator, checkmate bearists.

just the thought of waking up to the sounds of a peanut butter sandwich upsets me greatly

the wonderful thing about tiggers iiiiiiis, im the only one