[the audience gets served fresh spring rolls]

… it doesn’t way where or how you have to wear it tho.

Do it your own way, make it a bit weird, fight the oppression without excluding yourself, live a little.

Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.

And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”

Other people in the restaurant?

Me asking the delivery person to “feed” them to me?

One too many springs in my bum causes me to bounce?

Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else …

Do they expect Assy McGee to starve??

Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can now inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.

They try to be a pain in your ass to keep the country safe!
You sure can’t plug them away!

(Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)

Me just being non-Scottish minding my non-Scottish business when ‘they’ suddenly ‘force’ a nice kilt on my ass … by the way of me noticing a kilt & thinking to myself ‘huh, that looks kinda nice’ and then eventually getting one for myself: “How dare they??”

“Mom, dad, I’m Scottish.”

“Yes, lad, you deserve to be free too.”

“Where are all the 'boo’s??”

Suddenly the crowd starts booing the contestant & the boo & the bees mix together on stage exciting everyone.

… imagine edging Karl … by showing him how we are giving lemons to our own lives.

Poop bucket with auto-wipe.

Omg, such a good show!!
Vibes so nice!!

Yeah, I recognised the settings icon :).

The foss app pool is def shallow af (store can’t make a profit on free), and even those that exist are distributed through their store.

Sure, and it’s not like there arent any efforts towards that.

But since hate words do exist we don’t use them in order to not empower further the mechanics/shitheads that do use/promote them.

Thx for sharing, that was a lovely story/slice of life.

… honestly, I don’t think anyone has ever explicitly said to me (especially growing up) to not use slurs - you just don’t use them bcs they obviously harm people, basic empathy & stuff (if the greed of just living in a better society isn’t enough).

… but there sure have been a fucktone of folk telling me not to use some arbitrary “bad words” they deemed vulgar. No logical reason given, just random societal oppression.

Omg, a Control Panel that I actually knew how to use!
Much nostalgia