I thought leche was milk?

I’m smudged and illegible, probably because I’m disgusted that people can be like this.

Dude no, ICE is full of government sanctioned racist, terrorist murderers.

I’ve seen a dishwasher bend tines before. Mostly if they’re cheap, thin forks and you put them tines down in the dishwasher. Forks go tines up.

Snoopy, no contest.

The begging is pathetic but not in the way we like.

Slop content CEO begs users to stop calling slop “slop.”

FTFY

Meanwhile in Wisconsin: Frank, get the pruning shears, we got a girl who can’t wear winter boots because she’s got stupid feet.

Maybe they live in Hawaii or something. I can’t imagine anyone doing this shit anywhere with snow. Though I can’t imagine the suffering that stubbing your toes on furniture would inflict this lunatic. Hmm. Maybe this is a problem that will fix itself.

Alternatively, wearing shoes.

Maybe for you, noobcakes.

Back atcha, but FR I don’t think I could hog l him up with that many bunny tattoos.

Yeah I’m not looking for anybody in Silent Hill. And that’s not because I think silent Hill is scary.

That’s basically how one place by me does their orange chicken. It’s one part sauce to one part chicken. So it’s basically soup.

Dude it’s comic book magic and bullshit, don’t overthink it.

That’s just so many calories.

Everybody’s weakness is a rock if you hit them with it hard enough.

It’s probably because of the tattoos.

They need to stop fucking around with fixed values and use a calculation based off GDP, cost of living, and county of residence.

NGL Capt Jack is looking pretty badass.