Klaus is an international treasure.

*tires

But yes, indoor forklifts are very, very heavy and have smooth AF tires. You can practically drift certain forklifts if you know what you’re doing.

We’ll deserved though.

Once I forgot to drop my forks when I went to go into a truck, so I have the bay door 2 new ventilation holes.

Although I did come in one morning to see the mezzanine drooping dramatically on one side, apparently somebody on 3rd shift ROYALY fucked up. Lucky it wasn’t structurally compromised to the point where it couldn’t be fixed. He, uh, that guy got fired.

The Master has become the servant.

Good, live service games are cancer.

Tell us you’re Canadian without telling us you’re Canadian.

It’s TikTok for people stupid enough to like short form and vertical videos but also angry that the government banned TikTok and who also hate the other alternative apps. Despite the number of these specific parameters, it’s a horrifyingly large demographic.

Literalist: The glass contains about 50% water.

Nihilist: The glass doesn’t matter.

Anarchist: The glass is now full of piss.

Absurdist: the glass is now upside-down without spilling the water.

Me: I don’t know who’s glass this is so it’s going in the sink.

And set them on fire when they can’t work in the gulag anymore.

When I was that age I’d rather have died in the jungle. Not so much these days. It’s just not worth dealing with the mosquitoes.

I don’t know world news banned me because how dare I be angry at people in politics and wish that bad things would happen to them, and 196 band me because? Probably because I hate furries and dated to say so, but they never gave me a reason and I don’t care.

See this is part of why I’m an atheist. I refuse to believe any God exists that’s dumber than Gary Gygax.

Insurance CEO: We don’t see a necessity for a replacement house.

You know how fiberglass is made up of resin and slivers of glass? Well asbestos also forms into slivers…

Her mom probably drink his colloidal silver.

Welcome to America, where you are free to fuck off and die. Here’s your bill.

Isn’t this the premise of The Langoliers?

You can sometimes tell when someone is suicidal by certain warning signs…

So given this example, does Twitter X XxX_DOGE42069_XxX.com censor posts about soup?