Okay.

LOL no.

It turned out that gatekeepers were the only ones keeping the hoard of idiots and rubes off the Internet. RIP quality free content.

Not even M.C. Escher would jerk off to this lol

Is there a book about how Ayn Rand was a total piece of shit that helped ruin America?

First existential crisis? There’s isn’t one. Once you make peace with that fact then you can overcome the existential dread of oblivion and move on content in the understanding that nothing you do matters in the long run, and focus your energy on something else.

Except he doesn’t really have unlimited money. Like most rich bastards he had assets - aka, hypothetical money (investments). They take out loans using that hypothetical money as collateral, and then have to pay that money back over time, which they can do by earning dividends (hypothetical money increases that they can access without penalties) or selling hypothetical money for real money (possibly with penalties).

Musk borrowed an enormous amount of money, which saddled the loaners with hypothetical money that began to decrease in value, and were this unable to profit by selling it for actual money. They therefore have to trust that Musk will repay these loans or else sell them at a loss to some other dumb bastard.

Omfg I never saw a scenario I wanted to see literally come to pass more than this.

Not very likely, at least not yet. Ask again in 3 months.

You see when any kind of asshole wants to be an asshole, they’ll say some things. If you like and/or agree, it’s all good with them. If you get offended then they get to be a different kind of asshole because you don’t like them being an asshole. They are banking on most people’s unwillingness to be confrontational and call them on their bullshit, especially women, minorities, or members of any other vulnerable group.

There’s only two functional counters to their assholery; either be confrontational and be a bigger but contextually justified asshole to them until they fuck off, or retreat. While counterattacking is more likely to get them to back down or realize they can’t always be an asshole, it comes with inherent risks that make most people avoid it. This is understandable, as you never know what kind of maniac the asshole might be, and local or immediate circumstances might not favor you. However if you’re in a position to put them in your place and willing to accept the any possible harm, it’s morally and ethically justifiable to stand up to them.

Pizza is highly recommended.

It’s like a cubist nightmare…

You need to learn how to look things up for yourself. LMGTFY is a website for a reason.

Apple, now with 100% more trash!

What’s that bring the total to, like 11,500%?

One can? Lightweight.

Apple Endorses Nazis

FTFY

What the hell do you mean “like a kiss from a rose on the gray!?”

Same with jeans if you’re a lucky enough dude.

It’s not that hard to go inside and use the bathroom. That dude’s a troglodyte.

It depends on the beans, but generally yes. We’re lousy with beans.