I can’t die on the hill if I jump into the ravine first.

Yeah I know but it’s still cool.

Good news everyone, escargot is an American delicacy now!

They just joined today and this is their only post. It’s most likely a troll post on a throwaway account.

This takes me back.

Venture Capital.

Better than your glove coming off in lunar vacuum, though.

Since potatoes originated from South America, they really can’t be a traditional food to any European.

It would be hilarious if your dialup went through an old Nokia.

Super-Sized came between extra large and plus sized.

In b4 “Phrasing!”

The Orange Jackass may or may not be in the hospital for some McReason.

I have no hope and do not pray - but I can imagine.

What a delightful little fella.

Our new God is a narcissistic, selfish psychopath. So… just like the last one. And the ones before him. And the ones before those. And…

My grandfather served in the same Americanmilitary who thought it was inappropriate for him to die in the same trench as a black man or for women to wear pants. I’m not really interested in fluffing their generation - they’re perfectly happy doing it themselves.

Reminds me of the deodorant I just bought that’s literally only halfway filled.

You. Fucking. Monster.

NGL, if somebody with that monster guitar started playing Wonderwall, I’d give 'em a chance.