IIRC there are only 2 states that don’t abide by Daylight Saving Time: Arizona & Hawaii

I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I–stupid white boy I am–said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.

Staying with her even though she was abusive. Having kids with her. Then finally getting up the courage to get myself out but not being able to take the kids with me.

Clue. One of Tim Curry’s finest performances. Madeline Kahn’s, too.

Joke’s on you. I’m in dark mode all the time.

It has a 49% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, so about half of people seem to agree with you.

As a stand-alone film, it is probably fine. As an entry in the Ghostbusters franchise, I did not enjoy the film.

Independence Day. Just run away, alien dudes! The xenophobia isn’t worth it!

Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?

Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?

Good. Can you either delete the kid in the middle or make the random ponytail attach correctly to the kid in the foreground?

That was funnier than it should have been

I’m in my early 40s, and I’m more of a leftist today than I was when I was 18.

looks at date of publication

That has got to be one of the timeliness answers to a question I’ve ever seen on here. Thanks!

It’s likely because the fixes all would impinge on the rights of his constituents–and by that I mean, the rights of his major corporate donors to make money.

ITT: People legitimately trying to name it, people saying “I’m American and I know this is fake,” and people who get the joke trying to come up with a good name.