I will not be standing for this Tik-Tok hate

Delightful and relatable

Man, I always forget the big foot fungus plague of '05. So many corpses, littering the streets…

Takeout

Probably typed in import antigravity

Rookie mistake

https://xkcd.com/353/

Do I have to?

Ok, fine. But you’ll have to sing some good cadences

AND NO “OLD KING COLE”!

Closed for Saturnalia

Plot twist: That reading is in Bar

I have a theory that would satisfy both your concerns. He has the fridge full of beer, chilled and ready to drink.

Once people start taking them out you put the one’s from the counter in to cool down

"Russians be like

1 Hungarians"?

Bravo Vince

Nice, we’re finally getting unironical r/im14andthisisdeep. Few more years and this site will have all the shit people left reddit for.

Bau Bau ↘️↘️

That comic feels very strawman-y

So what you’re saying is I should drink the water that drips out of my exhaust when I start the car on colder days?

Wait, it’s “quote unquote”? I have always been saying “quote on quote” my whole life.

Cain and Able weren’t Adam and Eves only children. Keep in mind that canonically, Adam lived for over 900 years. That’s a lot of time you can use to make more babies.

After the whole regicide incident, they also had Seth. Both him and his exiled brother ended up marrying their sisters. Their descendants did the same. So yeah, it’s all incest, top to bottom.

The biblical flood was actually created to wipe out the descendants of Cain, since Noah and his cousins wife were both descendants of Seth

It’s the garden of eden so there’s no reason to believe that it’s a fruit we have. My head canon is that it was a giant, fruit shaped flaming hot Cheeto

Maybe 10 years ago but nowadays it’s internationally much more ubiquitous

Bojangles