Two. The friend who sent me here and a friend I sent here.

Always has been.

This is what I was thinking. You’d be going around in a partially decayed body, smelling like hell till all your cells could refresh.

My last ex was cute, funny, and treated me very well. The problem was they were not good at taking care of their health. As a result I couldn’t see us in a long term relationship. They died of a stroke a few years after we broke up.

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I tell them “Looking good, Miss Lady!”

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This would be me if I took the three squares with free housing and healthcare route.

Excuse me, I plan to die at the beginning of the Climate Wars - hopefully in a spectacularly stupid way.

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Glue factory or canned dog food is a perfect fit for them.

Most recently it was what if I drop my favorite glass on the tile floor. It seemed almost like I had already done it in a dream.

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Same except ours are all adult atheists now. Doesn’t stop my mom from wringing her hands about all of us going to hell though.

This is how I found out a couple of my old acquaintances had passed. I searched them up and found their death notices.

On the other hand, I have a friend with whom I made a pact to notify our respective families if we start to go down because we care but are not in regular contact.

In my last game one of my players got a seemingly dubious treasure - an apron. He later found out it was The Apron of Deliciousness (based on Delicious in Dungeon). He could make monsters and other seemingly non-food items into delicious meals. At one point while trapped in a cave he kept everyone alive with spiderweb soup. queue the horn sound

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Not too late for someone to give it another shot.

I worked with someone like that who got their jimmies tussled by cursing. I said sorry in the moment they voiced their feelings and avoided them after that. I didn’t change how I talk or come up with a huge apology.