Drusas

I always want to pet the dogs. Even when I think that I don’t, I notice that I am already petting the dogs.

Women who are assertive in the workplace are described as aggressive, bitches, things of that nature. Men who are assertive in the workplace are described as confident or having leadership skills, that sort of thing.

Capitalization matters.

Anyone who downvoted this is clueless.

Definitely not relatable for all of us.

But the head is delicious.

That’s wild. I think I’ve seen it three times now and I’ve definitely missed stuff. Thanks for sharing. I wish we had a bigger horror community here on the fediverse.

I’ll always remember the first time I went to Chipotle. I guess it must have still been a regional thing at the time because I had never heard of it or been to one, so I wasn’t familiar with how it worked. Someone I had just started dating brought me there.

There was a small menu on the wall in the area where you wait in line. It listed things like chicken burrito, bean burrito, etc, along with ingredients for each of those. So I thought, “Alright. Bean burrito sounds good.”

It’s my turn to order. I asked for the bean burrito. They stare at me and I stare at them.

“No, but what do you want on it?”

-“All the things for the bean burrito.”

“I need to know what you want on it.”

-“What? Just the regular. It’s on the sign there.”

I have returned to Chipotle only once because that same person I was dating at the time wanted to go. I didn’t want to deal with the burrito process, so I just ordered rice.

They didn’t specify that there was cilantro in the rice back then. I’ve got that cilantro equals soap gene.

I have never returned to a Chipotle.

Thank you for reading my mundane story.

lol, cheap

There are some places where no restaurants are cheap. The taco carts are cheap. But if you want to sit down… Uh uh.

I am not sure I agree, but I will watch it again.

Well, both, but more the mother’s for that specific incident.

To be fair…that was their mother’s fault.

😥

I pay, think, $115 per month for the privilege of being my PCP’s patient. To be fair, though, there are no co-pays, she is very, very good, and I need very frequent access to my PCP due to multiple chronic health problems. So it saves me money. Still. You have to subscribe to a good doctor if you want them to be available for you.

It’s called concierge care, for anyone interested.

Your girlfriend’s daughter is drunk.

It’s the “f” that makes it stupid.

I really like Silent Hill, but that is just the stupidest name for a game.

I’ve never heard of that. I’ll have to check.

After washing the tubers, salt them heavily. No. Even more. No. More than that. Yes. That’s it. Perfection.

I’m probably the worst person to give this advice to because I already used so much salt. Sounds great, though! I’ll have to give this a try.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a microwave with a potato button.

I have actually made that one a couple of times! It is very good.