Drusas

He already said Haunted Chocolatier is getting his full attention next.

Everyone should use the Oxford comma.

I don’t get it.

Cat Goes Fishing

Grim Dawn

Being as they don’t vote, they are technically not voters.

You all know for a fact that it will be.

Or black.

Or croutons.

I practically got a migraine trying to read this text on that background.

Not to mention the danger of being arrested or deported on your way back into the US.

I always want to pet the dogs. Even when I think that I don’t, I notice that I am already petting the dogs.

Women who are assertive in the workplace are described as aggressive, bitches, things of that nature. Men who are assertive in the workplace are described as confident or having leadership skills, that sort of thing.

Capitalization matters.

Anyone who downvoted this is clueless.

Definitely not relatable for all of us.

But the head is delicious.

That’s wild. I think I’ve seen it three times now and I’ve definitely missed stuff. Thanks for sharing. I wish we had a bigger horror community here on the fediverse.

I’ll always remember the first time I went to Chipotle. I guess it must have still been a regional thing at the time because I had never heard of it or been to one, so I wasn’t familiar with how it worked. Someone I had just started dating brought me there.

There was a small menu on the wall in the area where you wait in line. It listed things like chicken burrito, bean burrito, etc, along with ingredients for each of those. So I thought, “Alright. Bean burrito sounds good.”

It’s my turn to order. I asked for the bean burrito. They stare at me and I stare at them.

“No, but what do you want on it?”

-“All the things for the bean burrito.”

“I need to know what you want on it.”

-“What? Just the regular. It’s on the sign there.”

I have returned to Chipotle only once because that same person I was dating at the time wanted to go. I didn’t want to deal with the burrito process, so I just ordered rice.

They didn’t specify that there was cilantro in the rice back then. I’ve got that cilantro equals soap gene.

I have never returned to a Chipotle.

Thank you for reading my mundane story.

lol, cheap

There are some places where no restaurants are cheap. The taco carts are cheap. But if you want to sit down… Uh uh.