Drusas

Hah!

I guess I had the fortune / misfortune of working for a very traditional company. So I heard plenty of keigo at work.

I was below age at first, not that that stopped me completely. But yeah, when I returned to Japan a few years later, that helped a lot. A lot a lot. Alcohol may be poison, but it’s great for helping you learn a language.

It might be funny to you personally, but other people might be more self-conscious. When I first moved to Japan, I was extremely self-conscious about speaking Japanese because I knew I was making tons of errors and had the vocabulary of a college educated 5-year-old.

I’m guessing it’s because (a province in?) Canada is threatening to withhold potash shipments to the US if Trump’s tariffs go into effect. Potash is a fertilizer.

High potassium fertilizer, if I recall.

Wow, I would have never gotten that. Thank you.

We all know that you don’t need to pack a lot of pants for vacation. Shirts, underwear, socks–yes. But unless you’re wading in bogs or something, you don’t need a lot of pants.

I don’t get it.

I agree that it is horrible to drink while pregnant and planning to have the baby, but you should also remember that alcoholism is a disease. These people don’t exactly have a lot of social and medical support to help them overcome addiction.

My version was from the '80s, fwiw.

I don’t, but the current Amazon logo definitely looks like a really curved dick.

Switchbacks in a forest have no view. Only struggle.

I don’t get this complaint. What didn’t work? It always worked 100% for me.

Many, many times, yes. We always used the cards for Operation and played Mousetrap quite a bit when I was little.

*chocolate lab

Cram in everything you can before you turn 30 because that’s when your body’s going to crap out on you.

He was born in South Africa, so he would be there still.

Blame the French.

The guy who ran his truck into a crowd in New Orleans.

He actually managed to kill himself and then blow it up. Must have lit a firework fuse or something.

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