You won’t be allowed to die. You will work and you will accrue “retirement,” which is time you get to live after you stop working. They will keep you alive for as long as you owe the company, and then you will be allowed to cash in your six months of retirement.
I listen to Smartless because the early episodes were just three dudes fucking around. Initially found it because I loved AD, and Will Arnette and Jason Bateman are two-thirds of the hosts, so it was pretty easy to click on.
That and Tom Scott’s Lateral podcast are what I listen to when running, they help me think about things other than running.