Spickus spokus

Probably so awful at spelling one and got the other. Also Probably has chlamydia cause ain’t no body talking about chlamydia unless you got it

Ghost booty??

Mine is the shit my dog stares at and seemingly watches. Like bruh, what you see i cant??

I hate a lot of popular things. But thats just cause im a cynical asshole

Looney loomer at it again.

She has a really great point. I want to clone my dog too

Woah buddy. Better be careful or ice is gonna kick your door in and murder your gran

Anytime some says the economy or wall street are doing great i instantly know they are either rich or tarded or both

Do think it’s free admission or???

When you hit 30 9pm turns into 10 pm. Pretty much youll need to add one hour to each decade after that so 40 9pm turns to 11pm 50 y/o 9pm becomes midnight and so on. Then when you hit 75 you stay up until midnight and wake up at 5am cause you sleep all day anyway

What are you sone kind of filthy socialist?? I suppose you think we should fund schools and libraries too??? Disgusting. Round here we fund the military and billionaires

I’m bi. But because of reasons I’ve never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again

It be like that. Just wait until you get into hummingbird feeders. Those little crackheads are difficult to lure in, but once you get em with that sweet nectar they are yours forever

There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.

I will never tip a delivery driver. But he can fuck my butt i guess

Or like on jurassic park. Where the little girl saves the day by playing a video game on the security system

Turning 40 be like that yo. Honestly can’t be anywhere near alcohol as ill feel like crap for 2 days straight after

I used to live in this area. These people have money. I don’t mean they have money like their daughter whips a Benz and extra properties. Nah man some folks in this area have that fuck you money, like bury bodies money

I don’t understand the comedian philosopher thing. Like how are they related in anyway Duncan trussel gets a pass but the rest dont