Can you tan your butthole?

Irv from mdr don’t fuck around bruh

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Right hand in in right hand. Yup yup, i shake every woman’s hand before kissing her cupids bow

Does that Grey alien got tiddies. Men, I must voyage into the unknown for the ultimate space nut

I’m not saying someone should shoot the ceo of progressive but…

Anubis? I unironically like it

Take it on the chin like a champ and move on. Reddit is for simps and posers anyway

It’ll be like that song “I sold my soul to the company store” 16 tons or whatever but in real life.

I’ll go to buy bread and eggs at the Amazon grocery store and the ai operated cash register will turn me away saying “sorry you are 10 bezos bucks short”

I was 37 and she was 22, so 15 years

On the left we have an American hero who will go down in history as a martyr.

On the right some shit stain that won’t shut the fuck up.

I listened to a lot of somewhat niche cringiest punk and red dirt country bands (odd combo i know but I was a confused teen) in high-school. Like bands that no one has heard of, no I’m not bragging these bands were just that awful. But I was young and HAD to be different and some of the songs would make me cringe so hard now that my soul may leave my body if listened to one. You’re right about one thing my music tastes changed drastically

I dated someone younger than me for a couple months. She kept asking me if I knew of “such and such” or “did you know they make that this way” or “have you ever heard this band from the 90’s” or “did you know about this”. Essentially she was still discovering a lot of things in life that I was already well aware of, then I had the realization she was way too young for me. Plus she was horrible at sex, way too inexperienced

I’m shitting violent rn. But it isn’t morning:(

What show is this? I see the memes everywhere now but not heard of it…

She couldn’t dope a scope if her life depended on it

Please don’t 🙏

Brock Turner the rapist, that one. The one that raped that innocent poor girl, that guy? Sheesh it’d be a shame if we forgot Brock turners name

My man’s butt crack must go halfway up his back

My girlfriend does it with her boss at work 🤢