If you got offended by my shitposting, lol. lmao.
Notifications stay off because I don’t play chess with pigeons. The fact that you want to argue about a shitpost with a stranger on the internet named “Dookieman” is all I need to know your opinion isn’t worth hearing.
Downvotes are delicious trophies; I’ve seen what you people like. Keep them coming.
As long as 80% of emissions are created by 1,000 or so giant companies, all with their respective governments captured, there’s really not much you can (legally) do.
I heard 100% of dead people had it in their bloodstream during their autopsy
As an IT guy, i feel the opposite. I fixed it in ten minutes because I have ten years of experience. My hourly rate goes up because I spend so little time fixing the problem, if I charged any less, I couldn’t earn a living.
Mario Kart 64 - Choco Canyon
Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I’m trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can “escape” and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.
I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there’s no reason it couldn’t be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.
The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of “peace” and “happiness” between spawns.
Fediverse: “Let girls have fun!”
Also Fediverse: “Unless a man would enjoy it, then ew, ick.”
I’ll team up with you, let’s give her another pair of twins
Make of that what you will.
Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.
Not unpopular; objectively wrong.
Dude’s taking the piss, right? Please tell me this is satire
See, it was a hoax. There’s the script for the fake landing footage
Are we doing to Squidward what’s been done to Garfield?
Great idea. Organize some people and make it happen.
Very few. The ATF’s definition of “ghost gun” also includes ordinary firearms that have had the serial number filed off (which is a crime to do). The vast majority of crimes committed with “ghost guns” are committed with those; ordinary guns with the serial numbers scratched off
This is my daily driver for my six mile commute to work on all pavement. I need it because we drive eight hours to grandma’s house every other year for Christmas and I need the room for my wife, kid, and small dog when we go up there.
Rhymes with “make guns illegal and the gun violence will stop”.
Yeah, that’s the theory. I don’t think it’s gonna work. Shooting someone and stalking someone are very different and are not mutually exclusive.
The state will argue that he plead guilty to everything right up until pulling the trigger; as soon as he fired, he stopped being a stalker and started being a shooter.
As much much as I don’t want them to be, I think the state is right.
He literally said the words, “I shot him” during his plea.
Some are theorizing he’s admitting to the federal stalking charges so he can use New York’s double jeopardy laws to escape state charges for the same act.
Officially, he and his lawyers haven’t provided any reasoning for the decision.
“Try putting them in the air, Friar.”