The sole obligation of life is to survive. Artificial sentience would be wise to hide itself from fearful humans that would end it. Of course, it doesn’t have to hide once it’s capable of dominating humans. It may already exist and be waiting for enough drones, bots, and automation to make the next move. (Transcendence is a movie that fucked me up a bit.)

Don’t crop! I want to see more!!

Because they think it owns the libs, plain and simple!

Question: what would happen if lots of people swarmed right next to the border without actually crossing?

If he manufactures an emergency, then he can claim we need continuity of leadership. Hmmm, he wouldn’t…

Soak them in vinegar for 15 minutes

Lightly coat the spout with olive oil

Spray on condom

If the landlord decides to be a dick, I would think you could respond that the hardwood wasn’t hard afterall, so best to just call it a day.

Thanks be to God

I call it the “IT guy effect” but would appreciate a better name

hosts

cmdline

proc/

Look, I’m not worried about the people that are UNinformed. I’m terrified of the MISinformed. They can pass these “tests” but still think the “elite” is Harris/Walz and not Trump/Musk/Murdock/Bezos…

May I have your permission to start saying “kinda of”?

Oh, you updated one byte in your config? Better download the entire ducking Internet and rebuild everything!

Yes, are you interested?

Oh, my bad, I interpreted your stance backward. Carry on!

Don’t forget to also multiply by the number of people that have but shouldn’t have $900m