This is not a captcha, it’s a trick. Don’t do it.

They copy malware into your clipboard and try to trick you into pasting that malware into an environment that will run it.

Delete/ignore and move along.

New Zealand

• Airplane (Flying High)
• Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
• The Empire Strikes Back

Put it in the oven on lowest setting

• Heavy metals: lead, mercury
• Arsenic in small doses over a long period

I don’t know of any plants, but I do know that the leaves of nightshades (potato, tomato, eggplant, capsicum, tobacco) are poisonous toxic in large doses.

There’s a detective show called Reyka that I found very interesting.

How do you think they got nice feet? Call and tell them the situation, they’ve seen everything.

People breaking lines manually by pressing Enter and indenting the paragraph by inserting spaces at the beginning of the line.

Put them in the other room so that you save some for later, and then keep going back at intervals for just one more, until suddenly there are none left.

In this specific case, pharmacy or doctor. In the case of surgery, ask about social assistance at your hospital.

Never heard of a whisper, but never heard of a lot of these either (some sound made up by five-year-olds).

“They aren’t bio-degradable. Only the dead are bio-degradable."

Maria Brink and In This Moment

Your mom

I also choose this man’s ex wife.

Where would the poo go? The only thing I can think of is that it would back up until it comes out your mouth. (Although I can think of a few people that talk shit, maybe that’s what happened).

I don’t think welding would work. You’d have to stitch it shut and wait for the flesh to grow together, which might take a few weeks. I don’t know if cauterisation would count as welding, and I don’t know if the seam would be strong enough to resist the back pressure. If it tears open due to said pressure, there’s also the risk of infection due to foreign matter entering the bloodstream.

Why don’t you start with a cork or a butt plug and see how well it works after the first twelve hours? Then if you like the result, apply superglue for a quick fix.

Check out Cryochamber on Bandcamp, there’s a lot of dark ambient that might suit you.

No, fuck that shit. Although I have been known to use the words clarinet, oboe, saxophone, spanner, and oompa-loompa in public.

For some reason this cartoon comes to mind:

Check your local ordinances.

Is it legal? Probably. Is it appropriate? Probably not. Are you able to approach your neighbour and provide your feedback? Many problems can be solved by communication.