What book? Just so I know to avoid it.

Later, virgins!

I take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about AI. This is peak art.

I think I found my spirit animal and/or fursona.

Like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I fucked my accountant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIaNZXgDtRU

How do we really know it was nonconsensual though?

Does the auto-jacker go on the penis or the ladder? Honestly sounds like it could work for either one.

That sounds like my version of hell.

JD shouldn’t be in this picture. He already served his purpose in getting Trump elected; they don’t need him anymore.

https://lemm.ee/post/36990763

A 3.5mm-to-Bluetooth adapter that can do simultaneous headphones + mic. I have a device with no Bluetooth, only a 3.5mm TRRS jack (headphones+mic). I want to connect it to a wireless Bluetooth headset but the only adapters I can find won’t do both at the same time, only one or the other.

The shotgun pays for itself after only 3 or 4 liquor store hold-ups.

Lol, this is like “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots.

I recently saw $9/dozen in New Jersey.

Too soon.

Angels of death float around aimlessly for two minutes twiddling their thumbs while the ad plays.

I saw an old Nerf football with the whistles on the side once. It got hung up in a storm drain during hurricane Irene and was completely waterlogged. I had to pass on it though cuse I don’t eat gutter water.

Can I get the same adapter in black?

chainsaw revs up

Yeet, yote, have yotten. I believe that last one is the present perfect tense.