We call it butter

There are a lot of touchscreen Thinkpads out there

I hate touch screens on laptops.

There are many Screw compressors

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Slop is slop.

"Well kiddos, back in the nineteen hundreds, things were done a bit differently”

I think I’m good with the nineteen hundreds.

I would if I wanted to, but I don’t so I won’t.

No worries, are you on the spectrum as well? I realised after i submitted the comment that I might have come off like an asshole, I hope you didn’t take that to heart.

Think about the details for a second before responding.

Thinking about giving blowjobs isn’t something that scares straight women because that is what they are “supposed to do “. Is scares” straight" men because it “isn’t what they are supposed to do”

The knowledge that they have thought about sucking dick many times in their life.

Everyone is just ignoring the " why does he look younger in 2003" comment.

22 years of time will make you look older, even if you get a bunch of ugly ass plastic surgery.

That’s rookie numbers

What’s the one on the right?

And one in the stink

Shocking, I know.

You are the one claiming it’s possible, so you should be the one providing mitigation advice.

What happened 6 months ago to show this man the light?

Therapy is probably a better option.

And I thought people were bad at researching back in the day, now they can’t even ask their text prediction machine a series of follow-up questions

Unpopular opinion: Ranch is shit.

Slopity slop slop