If you’re ever feeling a little mischievous, that’s also great placeholder text to hide in language files

I rubbed your lamp now you rub mine

You rang?

I thought this was a shit posting community. Why we posting facts?

Boston let a slime mold plan its roads

Skill issue

Meanwhile the UK naming their currency after a sex act.

The bluer the feet, the sweeter the… actually nevermind

Is your refrigerator running?

Actually yes, it’s about halfway down the block screaming something about election interference.

🎵all I want for Christmas isssss mute

Scream in the Ass

Ehh, this is not a good way to think about it.

It’s more like money borrows value from the future.

Buttella

Its called Blue Ball Scaling, and only in the most rare animes is it ever referenced. It’s an incredibly difficult skill to master.

👉👈

Reads more like a schizpost

Incredible to think if that guy had just waited, he could’ve been an FBI agent.

The Lactrooms

Hi, yes, my eyes would like to press charges

That’s odd, that’s how I sleeping knowing I have objectively incorrect opinions on everything