Man, Fast Eddie and the other hop-heads really gave her the business, what with finking on her to the fuzz like that. A real bunch of drips

Chad social contract enjoyer

Don’t forget to shitpost in serious threads and seriouspost in shitpost threads such as now when the trump-Israel axis is trading dead babies like they were funkopops. Do this and the hotties (any gender) will be all up ons

Got that first up against the wall when the revolution comes typa rizz

This is a sin. Whether a venal or mortal sin is not up to me to say, but nevertheless

Live fearlessly

“You’ll never get me copper!”

-a pirate

Nothing wrong with eating 3 square meals a day

There is an opportunity cost of not being able to do a whippit tho

Posting this is wildly disrespectful to R Cobb and his rights just so you fyi (he reserved them)

How do u get this job my guidance councelor failed to mention this

Wow, this really blew up!

The name stands for “chicken filet, A1 quality” which you only get from godfearing poultry

Like for a crime?

“Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉

Her: 👄

It was definitely a grey market situation, so maybe labeling standards are accordingly lax. They also had loads of different shroom types and coca tea

Is this lossssssssssssssssssssssssss[…]?

One way or another a pecker is going in

Glizzy go brrr

If it gets stuck u just keep suckin

Like a Frosty

After water to wine, farts to fabreeze is ezpz