Oh no. Please, someone stop them.

Except states have voting rights and representation.

No, but I’ll take an anti-baldness potion if you’ve got one.

Paparazzi? I didn’t figure them as moral crusaders but God bless.

Aren’t the least religious countries on Earth generally the happiest ones?

Hey, that’s not fair! I don’t take pleasure.

You like being sentient??

Maybe both countries should stop executing people given that a non-negligible number of them are entirely innocent. Maybe capital punishment should have been abandoned long before the 21st Century and any country that continues it be a pariah state.