Get laid, son. It might help you.
Good night. 🙏

Damn, bruh. Who put sand in your Fleshlight™? 😏

That a very good answer. You won. 😎

His body language speaks volumes though. 🤓

Boy, do I know where he’s coming from. 🙄

And what her carrying capacity for seamen is. 😜

I wonder if she’s a tugger. 😏

You got it. 🫵😎

I don’t know much about American Italian. I’m from the Netherlands. 🤷‍♂️ 🇳🇱

But I can tell you’re passionate about this. I like that. 😌

I was counting on it. 😏

Ah yes. The Italians with their culinary repertoire, based on the same 7 ingredients. 😜 🤌🤌

I bet it went deep. 😏

You think those pornstar boots are cheap?!? 🫦👢

ADD brain does this. I have little control over it. 🧠

And this is just a warmup. 🌡️🥸

Ohw fiddlesticks. I would’ve loved learning the origin story. 🙄

• Sigh • Yeah. Just like my new FleshLight. 🙄
What are you guys talking about. Oh…. Electronic devices. 😶

Well, if you’re looking for unrelatable and occasionally disgusting comics, check out mine. 😎

I once tried to start a conversation with a girl at a party, but she immediately said she had a boyfriend and pointed at him.
So I had a great, long talk with her boyfriend the whole evening, drinking beers, making jokes and laughing hysterically, while the girl stood in the corner by herself with a glass of water, looking pissed, car keys dangling from her finger.

What a great night. 😄

And someone got GLETCHed in the face with it. 😮