Because kids are addicted to social media

Whatever

How very “Israel has the right to defend itself” of you

I understand what you’re saying. It’s not a failure to communicate. I just disagree.

This is lemmy, it’s full of literal children

We get it, we’re saying it’s bullshit.

Eventually supply will catch up with demand

Not if NIMBYs have their way. We have a MASSIVE supply problem already, and it’s getting worse.

Not this year lol, tech has been hit hard.

Which, I mean, no one has any sympathy, those guys have been coddled and overpaid for a decade.

But yeah, this year, lots of tech layoffs.

Bubble bubble, toil and trouble

Yikes, that sounds terrible. And profitable.

But they still get minimum wage I assume, just schedule fewer hours.

How?

Would have made waaaaay more sense if he said “half of all sentient life”, but I bet focus groups revealed that the average Marvel fan has no idea what “sentient” means.

It’s still a bad idea, but at least it’s a bad idea that historically has been believed by a lot of people. It’s got a whole name, Malthusianism.

No, because the survivors of Asgard still got snapped even after getting rocked by Hella AND Thanos, right?

Now I’d love to see a story about a species that has huge numbers of young but also incredibly high infant mortality. So in the snap they mostly lost a bunch of kids who were going to die anyway. Then they decide to take advantage and invade their neighbors, and Captain Marvel comes to help.

BREAKING NEWS: Mother Nature recalls over 1000 lbs of tuna

Bad example, turns out Voldemort actually had a curse on his name and it was a good idea to not say it

Imagine if they start dating:

Most of these dudes are like 14.

A huge fraction of people (again, poor people, whom I’m sure you’re too privileged to associate with) do not file taxes and are not required to file taxes. See we’re getting into that thing I mentioned earlier where I give a thousand examples and you individualize each one.

How would an illiterate dude living in a cave register to vote?

If he knows his date of birth and his social security number, he can register in California. If he doesn’t know his SSN, they can look it up for him. In Texas, he doesn’t get to vote.