Data is the new oil. Collecting it, refining it, and distributing it.

Very.

I’d heard that story before, had no idea it was a drag bar

I’m sorry what? Since when was this a thing??

Check auto parts stores, they should take it. However, they won’t take it if it’s contaminated with anything, like coolant. So instead I take it to my local dump, they have a place to dispose of oil and other fluids for free. Maybe that’s an option for you as well.

If you have the space, I would recommend learning how to change your oil yourself. It only takes some basic tools and can save you a lot of money in the long run.

I wonder if anyone has tried LSD in space

Man I can’t even form a diatomic bond and y’all mfs getting polysaccharides and shit

Robin Hood is a twink confirmed

Percussive maintenance

Republican?

Yeah, I wish there was a company that made a fully dumb electric car

I’ve been thinking this too. How hard is it to start a car company, I wonder?

Isn’t Artemis a guy? Edit: Nevermind, I was thinking of Apollo

A featherless biped

The clock strikes five

I start to laugh

I’m taking a shit

On time and a half

Everyone has to slow down so they can point and laugh.

There’s also Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Can’t philosophize if you’re freezing to death.

If my body doesn’t like having so much sugar in it then why does it fucking crave it all the time

Some laptops come with that built in, or you could use some scotch tape and a little square of paper for free

It’s actually pretty easy thanks to the Dutch American Friendship Treaty