Corkscrew penis is what it’s called at least in Germany and I think this is pretty accurate…

Why are you insisting so hard on this not being really a thing? As if ignoring this kind of stuff EVER lead to any kind of improvement oO

At least in Germany it is available on Netflix.

But be warned: the trailer attracted a legion of Ninjas who immediately started cutting onions in my living room.

Chiming in to confirm: ibb & obb was a whole lot of fun