Panel 2 is giving Gir vibes.

I’d love to watch the wall defrag

Honestly? The forever nap; I already tried once this year and shit hasn’t been looking up since then.

Dick’s in Washington state

I don’t have an answer for you I just want to express that hopefully your group doesn’t get overrun by exceedingly not dull stuff like the Facebook group did. The one-upmanship just got annoying and I eventually blocked it.

Somewhere uninhabitable, like New Jersey.

Walla Walla, it was also a lyric in an Offspring song.

I was born in 1984 so 40 years.

Mac is a flavor of Unix, not that surprising really.

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I don’t know how old this comic is but I’ve seen this joke before in another comic.

I like to take probiotics while I’m taking antibiotics to see who’s going to come out on top.

My best haul was a Janome sewing machine which retailed around $1800 for $30. I think someone had priced it for a friend or themselves because it was on a bottom shelf behind other items despite being on the shelf for under an hour. I went back 2 days later and got the extension table for another $8.

I’ll just keep volunteering to be honest, I’m a volunteer EMT a few times a month right now but I’m thinking of volunteering with the local theater and possibly the warming center as we enter the colder months.

It’s not a problem if it takes you 12 tries and you still haven’t gotten it, do it a 13th. If I don’t do something perfect on the 1st or 2nd try I’ll most likely never do it again.

I don’t think an Adam Sandler film has ever grossed a billion dollars so it seems the cartoon protagonist is in the minority.

I only learned this a few weeks ago at 40 years old, now my hair is blue, both my ears are pierced and I’m a lot happier. I told my 19 year old daughter that “what will people think?” has been my mantra, now it’s “fuck 'em”

Evolution

Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, marinara sauce, thick, fluffy crust, and NO cheese.

That took a minute