And if your mother had wheels she’d be a bike

You’re a gross person

I can’t believe there were so many hints to this Easter egg all along

I mean I’ve seen some random Instagram stuff where Republicans think that Jesus would not allow immigrants into this country. It truly is another level of delusion at this point

It does not

I’ve made a kiwi pizza. Put some bacon and jalapeno and it’s really good. It’s more tart than the pineapple counterpart and really works well. I’d take it any day over a pineapple pizza

I would dice it over slices though.

I don’t respect Nazis

And you’re not even allowed to opt out. It’s just getting told to go fuck yourself continuously till you die of natural causes

It’s practically a documentary

If you’re getting fancy eggs. The mass produced eggs are like $2.99.

I swear to God Dave if you found the necronomicon again

No they weren’t no one gives a fuck if you swear. Maga people started saying it because of that news reporter at a nascar* (I believe) event. The crowd was chanting fuck joe Biden and she misheard it and it went viral.

I don’t know much about the 40k universe but this makes me think of it for some reason

Yeah if you look any deeper than just reading the title, “coffee hot duh” is a stupid response to that lawsuit

Stop watching weirdly sexual YouTube videos if you’re worried your kids will see it?

The first time splitters was one of my favorite games ever. I don’t remember why, but the second one I didn’t like nearly as much.

You guys are getting a good luck?

Commenting to come back to see that guys mom

Dude wears a leather jacket and hangs out by the jukebox at the local burger joint with his 78 transam

I recently switched to fedora and I didn’t think it would be difficult, but it was even easier than I expected. Every game I’ve tried to play has worked perfectly.