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I’m a slave to capitalism. I want to eat and not live in a box on a street.

I also like playing video games. Kind of hard to play video games if you live in a box on the street.

Hello,

I am out of office attending the AI Ignite conference, a wonderful engagement festival to showcase and highlight our industry’s AI value-add. If you’re driven and looking to accelerate and optimise your business, reply back and I can set up a lunch and learn.

Warmest regards,

CatZoomies

AI Champion

Innovation CES 2023 Program Lead

Lemmy Shitpost Gargantuan Lemming Award 2023

Was hoping the exec leadership team would call out the verbiage “align” and “synergise”, but failed to see it. Looks like a missed opportunity, so maybe they’ll put a pin in that to be implemented for the next sync with a plan of action to remediate this so we can stop the bleeding. Also, AI AI AI AI AI, and just to call out we need more AI.

“Sweet dreams, Piggy!”

Ever since he recently shit his pants on live TV, he’s noticed he’s been shitting himself more frequently every few hours. Given that his lucky staff had the pleasure of doing multiple diaper changes a day, he hasn’t had time to really focus on Greenland. I think he’s going to try some more ivermectin, or possibly, bringing some bleach into the body (almost like a cleaning?). His doctors are looking into that. But yes, he’ll get the poopy diaper thing under control at some point and then it’s back to Greenland.

Agreed. This looks like Control Resonant.

Exactly. Cats are extremely affectionate. If we’re away from our cat in another room for a long period, he’ll carry his toy mouse while yowling. Once he finds us, he drops it near us and we’ll get head bumps and tail hugs.

The cats that don’t seem to be affectionate could be for owners that don’t really know how to interact with them properly. Or the ones that just let them roam around, don’t engage them or try enrichment, etc.

Oh fuck you’re gonna make me

play Yoshi’s Woolly World (2015) on the Nintendo Wii U again.

Kraft singles in your area, I imagine.

You can fix this by tying an onion to your belt, which is a style.

If you don’t have an onion, I recommend making a stew that blinds you for one day.

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Every few years I replay both Golden Sun and Golden Sun: The Lost Age.

Same here. It’s a tight-knit, pretty small community for now. If it ever grows much bigger, it’ll be a lot harder to recognise users.

We just need more persons out there commenting and posting (not bots).

Take a salt tablet, cowboy. Get back in that saddle. If it still hurts, chug some Pepto Bismol. We got work to do.

I can hear this GIF. Seared into my brain from when I was a teen.

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Man I would’ve been pissed if I saw this, and hadn’t finished Hades. What a spoiler!

I think the “A” picture is from one of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians movies. I recognise that sword.

Loved this phone. I had the Nokia Lumia 920 in yellow. Fantastic user experience back in the day, but unfortunately no apps.