Well you could hire a maid, and they pour toilet bowl cleaner onto it. Even after you told them not to. Now the plastic is eaten away, and you have to replace it.

Opposite of ass?

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I agree.

So, not Linus.

Is that a picture of Danny DeVito?

I wasn’t sure if you could read the image clearly. Nerd out!

https://youtu.be/brizzovuc4A

1,123.4hours*

I agree, being a millennial, and having to see the cringe gen x elon musk news daily.

Why is google still bad at translating?

Google translated it to, I don’t know you guys! Is google correct or incorrect?

Are bronies just a fad? I hope so.

May someone make a photoshop edit of selling a PlayStation, for some Canadian rubles. My friend thinks we are still in a console war, I think it would be funny to send him a picture of it having no resell value.

You can afford a headboard, and bed frame? Ok, Mr. Pennybags.

I don’t even have Chick-fil-a here in my city, closest is 40min drive. We have a KFC, and Popeye’s that specialises in chicken though.

They are just thick and hard like a rock. And not squishy blood bags like the rest of us.

Was it hot and ready?

Never heard of it.

I was still squishy enough for my mom, to run me over when I was like 9. Only fractured my wrist, and had straw punctured holes all over me. It was fun, and horrifying.